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# Is that you?
What are you doing tomorrow night sexy?

I can vanity shop as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Yup
I'll be in Luton of all places...

EDIT: Awesome beard work... you must have some quality brushes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Damn babydoll, pity I'm not going to be in Luton or you could have a ride on my face.
edit, awesome brushes? nah I just comb it from time to time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You'd better have a damn good reason for being
there......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Closer to me, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *looks it up*
Ah!

I never knew where your town of residence actually was...

Now I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Despite it's proximity to Lutonm and Wycombe, it's not *that* bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It's also near Oxford though, which is lully, despite the students...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# And the others that live there
I'm in Oxford tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# SO AM IIIIIIII
gig in the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Visiting friends who, despite being able to escape it, haven't...
Their loss...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's a scary place.
populated by...... Vans
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :D
And concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hey, me too
but mine is shit:


In fact, just forget you saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I know a good chimney sweep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# does he have a cock-er-ney accent
and solve murders in his spare time?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# mine's not overly great


you've got SUCH nice teeth. What a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Phwoar!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Shhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# *gets funny feelings he doesn't understand*
*saves pic into the special files*

OH GOD!!!

THE SPECIAL FILES!!!!

AND I'VE GOT NO BACKUP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# email them to me or something.
Hang on, don't. Don't email porn to me. Work will frown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# To be honest, I've only got music stored in work...
When confronted with pretty b3tans my usual response is to forget about it and move on while uttering

"I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife, I HAVE a wife"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Who I recognise, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You know, a lot of people say that to me, and I really hate them
In other news, you make an awesome zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Sorry, don't hate me
I've just got wonky teeth, so I'm jealous.

Ta, also :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
I meant I hate my teeth, you mentalist

In fact, there's not much about my whole face (or in fact, body) I do like.

/majot body dysmorphia blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Oh I hear THAT, yo
I think you're rather a lovely looking lady, if you don't mind me saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *blushes*
as are you, petal.

As far as I can tell, that is. You make a good job of not appearing fully in your photos.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah, I've got a massive arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# If you actually look like that picture up there
a massive arse is the least of your image problems.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D because I've got such a shit face
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34, archived)