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# Well, I'd really rather you didn't...
am I misunderstanding something here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# If I'm really ill and dying, and I lose bladder control and you're carrying me
and you go 'ewwww' and put me down, I'll be really upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# No, of course I wouldn't!!!.
Don't be a nana.

I thought this might relate to some bizarre practice I have little knowledge of, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I don't wee on people for fun, if that's what you mean.
Nu-uh. Not my bag, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# just tie them up and beat them with big leather straps
....

I might need to go for a lie down now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Beating them would mean paying attention.
Keep them in the cupboard and take them out when you need their services.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I wish I had a top sexy bloke in my cupboard for such emergencies
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I bet k3b/-\b would be up for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# You paid attention to the wish, right?
b3th- some of those polish immigrants are quite swarthy and lush, get one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# evens money at William Hill
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yes, and with my decreasing gut and boob size
my honed intellect and sweet nature I am getting close to satisfying the other criteria.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Moving right along...
I'd make a very good nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I think you would too, you're very caring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *mwah*
You're a lovely pickle, do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D I try
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)