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# Hello everyone!
I can't remember the last time I was on here during the day... I've missed you all! Especially you, over there - at the back, in the pyjamas.

I was just going through some old files and found these - they're from my old job, I made them to take the piss out of a colleague; they're all things she used to say regularly...













The bee race one is a bit obscure, I know: when you talked to her, she used to constantly go 'Mmm!' as if to make out she knew what you meant - it sounded like a bee race, I thought... :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
She's working here now...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Believe me mate, she's everywhere
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Please tell me she's called Karen...
*crosses fingers*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Sadly not...
Jan Hammond... or as we used to call her, for some long-forgotten reason, "Dan Hammer".

Which prompted me to make this, which when I found it the other day cracked me up for ages, much to Jessie's bemusement :)



EDIT: Seams like I'm a bit shit on Tattyshop ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Double Impact
DOUBLE THE VAN DAMMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Arf!
Scary!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Prof!
*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# \o/
*huggles*

Have I missed any milestones while I've been away?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Probably not
Last one was the fish tank
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ah yes, I saw that one!
Many times...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *giggles*
None since then anyway :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahah! and also...'lo sexy stranger!!!

Am I the jama'd one? oh please let him be talking to meee...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Jamas
mmmmmmmmmm....

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *checks you out*
Well? Let's see...

Jamas? Check

Yep, that'll be you then :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# THERE'S NO LIIIMIIIIT
ello crew
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Howdy sir!
You coming to the London bash?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# oui oui
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Splendid news!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# aye can't wait
i take it you'll be along?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Absolutely.
And, it's this month - how exciting is that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# at least a 9
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# How do sir
Some thing for the long weekend

Full of glee and a hammock to please, it is nearly the weekend, so do as you please. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Greetings dude!
How's it going?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It is going very well :)
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'm pretty good, ta!
Got another gig tonight - Obsidia's last ever... :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hehehehehe!
reminds me of a prank i played on someone at work... Took a screenshot of his desktop, added an error dialogue box (harddisk corrupt or something) replaced his wallpaper with the ss. and hid all his shortcuts.

He got quite upset, thinking he'd lost all his work.

I'm such a sod, sometimes :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Aaah the old favourite...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Always a winner :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Always a gem...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I did switch where each shortcut went on someone elses mac at work too
illustrator opend quark, quark: photoshop etc etc.

Poor guy ended up on the phone to tech suppport for an hour (they were in on it too)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You evil bugger! :D
That's why I always lock my office of an evening....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Crash Test Dummies?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
*remembers making some similar ones to fool some cow orkers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28, archived)