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# I CAN'T HIDE
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# don't hide, then.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# sound
advice
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# indeed.
i'm off to bed. g'night all
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# cross et blackwell
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# nite miss
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Is there a ghost in your house?
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# it keeps on haunting me

edit: you dancing?
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I half considered it
but I have it on good authority that people my age should hang up their Northern Soul dancing shoes. It's too dangerous :)
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# NO
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh alright
I shall put on the song, sit in my chair and do the foot movements.
That's as good as it gets.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I can't even manage that anymore,
gentle head nodding's just about my limit.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# nod your gentle head
sonuds ok to me
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# *nods*
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
oh wait up.. sonuds
I should edit that
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Gonads?
*nods gonads*
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# now.. that's dancing!
you gone all pelvic and stuff.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Northern Sole went downhill when english people took over ownership
the turks were much better at serving kebabs, and they atleast stayed open til 3am, but the new people didnt to begin with, but now they have learned their lesson and are now on a par woith the friery
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I don't know what this means
are you hungry?
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Whoops I spelt sole wrong
Now it should make sense to any sheffield people :D
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# dog bless 'em
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I am hungry mind....
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I just had cake
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# nah stick to the four corners
just leave out the drops and backflips and its fine
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# noooo
the drops are fine, just the reverse manoeuvre to consider.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Exactly
The drops are fine it's the getting up afterwards that's the bugger.
I never did backflips. I tried a few times (at 18 years old) but always ended up collapsing in a fit of giggles.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Haha
When I said I had it on good authority, I meant YOU.
(I recall your mentioning either you or a friend who did himself a serious injury having a go after all these years).
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# midlife crisis,check out me scoot
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# to the tune of...theres a ghost up my arse ..ghost up my arse
and its hurting me
ace tune
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# anal phantom
:(
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# you strain you strain you look you look again
but there's nothing there!

phantom poop
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# disturbing when you hear the splash
and when you look....... nothing
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# it's like it slips into a parallel universe
oh my

somewhere

in some bastard parallel universe

a population in fear of non stop hyperdimensional fecal bukkake

a horror, unimaginable

:D
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Sphincter spectre.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Damn it
That's what I will hear from now on.
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# what's a'gwan, folks
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# is it my b3taday?
today or tomorrow?
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# where is my arse candle?
a member for 3 years, 0 months and 0 days - eh eh eh?
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Yesterday
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# i said stuff yesterday n didn't have a candle :(
this sucks
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# LOL MOAN AT ROB OR SOMETHING
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# :(
no fair
*sulks off*
FINE!
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# INDIANA HATES ME
BUT I CAN'T GET OUT
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# You'd better see Jane
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 1:28, archived)