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# I read that as
I fucking love tits.

I only re-read as it seemed slightly superfluous.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I work at a shop that sells t-shirts that say BLOW JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB.
That's pretty superfluous. Fellatio is better than being on the dole - no fucking shit, sherlock. That's like a shirt that says CAYKE IS BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A STICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# KITTENS ARE BETTER THAN BOWEL CANCER.
Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ayup.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# *
*UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF THING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Superfluous and grammatically incorrect.
Also a bit wankerish.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Grammatically nonstandard*
It's only incorrect if standard grammar is required.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# ...and I'm told.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It is a bit wankerish though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# FRIENDLINESS IS BETTER THAN HAVING SOMEONE SHIT IN YOUR EYEHOLES
How's that Todd?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# BEING IN NO PAIN IS BETTER THAN BEING IN PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# GINO GINELLI IS NICER THAN OPEN BRAIN SURGERY
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# WATCHING A LOVELY GARDEN IS BETTER THAN CHEWING YOUR BELLEND OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# There's probably a fetish for that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I'd like a CAYKE IS BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A STICK t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I'd happily never have a blow job again to never need to work again.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)