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# I've discovered that most gifs work better with music.


Click here for added music and here for another one with a pigeon.

Protip: for added head-fuckiness open the pigeon one in multiple windows.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Haha that is brill
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Hahahaha, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I love both of these very hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I read that as
I fucking love tits.

I only re-read as it seemed slightly superfluous.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I work at a shop that sells t-shirts that say BLOW JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB.
That's pretty superfluous. Fellatio is better than being on the dole - no fucking shit, sherlock. That's like a shirt that says CAYKE IS BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A STICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# KITTENS ARE BETTER THAN BOWEL CANCER.
Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ayup.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# *
*UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF THING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Superfluous and grammatically incorrect.
Also a bit wankerish.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Grammatically nonstandard*
It's only incorrect if standard grammar is required.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# ...and I'm told.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It is a bit wankerish though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# FRIENDLINESS IS BETTER THAN HAVING SOMEONE SHIT IN YOUR EYEHOLES
How's that Todd?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# BEING IN NO PAIN IS BETTER THAN BEING IN PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# GINO GINELLI IS NICER THAN OPEN BRAIN SURGERY
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# WATCHING A LOVELY GARDEN IS BETTER THAN CHEWING YOUR BELLEND OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# There's probably a fetish for that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I'd like a CAYKE IS BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A STICK t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I'd happily never have a blow job again to never need to work again.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Todd Todd Todd
you lovely-faced oddun.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# haha shit yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# He's gots all dat jazz !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Christ I think I need sleep
That is freaking me out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hi there sexy lady
...know anything about browser jacking (or rather, homepage loading to something other than what is set in your options)?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# umm not really
In what way, how it's done or how to stop it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# How to stop it
My laptop has been used by the missus' dad over the weekend and last I heard he was complaining how shit it was being, all slow and non-compliant, oh and whenever he loaded a new window (after closing mine on a whim, including all the ongoing interests I keep to be dealt with, as well as the many regular tabs) it went to a spammy game site despite what my options were set to.

How strange that said site somehow had his distintive login name pre-filled. Nothing to do with the dubious site though, couldn't be, he has money on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yeh I have exactly the same thing with my Dad when I visit him
redirects and all sorts of shite going on - fuck knows what he is doing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i've had that when looking at porn
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Download the program HijackThis
And google for a tutorial. You'll need to use HijackThis to get a log, then find someone willing to expolain what each process is/whether it's a problem (there are some forums dedicated to it). You can work it out yourself by googling each one but it'd be better to get an expert's help.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Thanks :)
I'll try a few standard bits and pieces, make sure it isn't something easily and quickly solvable, then I'll be getting around to pretty much this. I'm so tired this weekend, I only just managed to bite my tongue on some serious grumpiness when I realised I was probably going to have to be jumping through these kind of hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Jaunty!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# cracking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Effing great!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That pigeon is wonderful *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha!
I was wondering if it would be a nice bit of Dixieland Jazz...
I wasn't disappointed - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# is that a bonzo dog song?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I've actually forgotten who it's by
it's helpfully listed on my computer as track 4 - I'm confident it's not bonzo dog though.

The pigeon tune is by Slepcy, a Polish breakcore artist.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# wooyayhoopies...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:03, archived)