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# hah, i invented the gay shift!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I invented inventions.
Inventively.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# i invented the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I invented I
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i always had a soft spot for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Is it on the top of your head,
like a baby?

Have you ever considered trepannation? I accidentally got myself on the International Trepannation Advocacy Group mailing list once.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# i think it is near my bum, but not my bum.
you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I invented
the mother of necessity
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# :D
NO I DON'T KNOW WHY ":D", just ":D" ALRIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Haha - It should be called the "Colonial shift"
Usually the former British colonies are on at this time....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# putting the colon into the gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# You know it... that's why i'm writing from the arse end of the world....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's always been the antipodean shift to me
and usually is my cue to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Off you go then, you waste of pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# And they don't half get shirty when you try sledging 'em.
The poor, fragile little angels don't like it up 'em at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I invented you.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 6 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yes you did :D

(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Why are you detirmined to make /board feel like Games Workshop tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# LOL
Sorry
(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i am actually having a poo in that photo.
think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# That's the best part of you gone then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Ok NOW
I'm hard
(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# ...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Poor Freeby...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I invented that monkey beer can.
Just like Marconi invented radio and Edison invented electric light
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I consumed its contents...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# well i invented tramps so HA!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I invented the mood lighting

Hah
(Frogb3at, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I invented nude fighting.
With owls.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hello there Wasp Box and his friend Duke of Prunes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Where is the Duke of Prunes?
Haven't seem him online for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# no idea.
I think he ran off for an illicit affair with Tunnock's Boy which no doubt ended up in tragedy and shallow graves.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Haha.
That's a pretty picture.

No monkey beer then.

Edit- strangely enough, I've been wielding a chainsaw all day.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:55, archived)