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[challenge entry] A modern emergency

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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Why's he telling this to a boyband?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
# ha!
are they still around?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Probably on the 'nostalgia' circuit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# the spice girls were busy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Yes
being cavity wall insulation round my gaff is a full time job. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# you've got my body shaking
I'll brb got to go bleach my brain after remembering that song
(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# That's not fair. Several of them are happily married.
I'm only keeping a couple of 'em busy.
*EDIT* The nutcase and the nearly-nutcase, since no-one's asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Is Kerry King a gaylord or did I dream that?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# he's a guitar lord, that's for sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I've never heard that
but why not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# That more or less confirms it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# lmao I'm going to twitter this STAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# He seemed happy when he had a CAPTAIN in his lap
so I'd guess no.

Oh yes. I've sat on 3/4 of Slayer. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that sounds like a euphemism
but in any case, I hope he was humming "Reign in Blood" at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# It was years ago, and I was a little drunk
Having just met my namesake from STEPS!

She's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# don't be daft
there's no-one called captain wow in steps
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# There's a Fae though.
Well, a Faye. Her with the dreadlocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# sorry, but you lost all rights to your birth name when you came online
you're captain wow now, be sure to update your business cards accordingly

i think the world would be a more interesting place if this were true
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I'd not mind that.
I quite like it at meets when everyone calls me Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Slayer and Steps in the same building....
How drunk were you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# :D it was Ozzfest
she turned up as she loved System of a Down.



(actually, it was a sort of marquee tent thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# aaah

haha yea I've heard she liked 'em :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# It was very odd, that day.
I also told a large number of the lostprophets where they could stick their autographs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Oooh can I touch you?

Who were the others? Please tell me one of them was Dave Lombardo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# No, he was having a sulk in the tourbus.
I've sat on Kerry and played with his beard, sat on Jeff and plaited his hair and sat on Tom and had a two word poem written for me by him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Haha yes you've told us about the poem.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I shall continue to go on about it.
Tom Araya wrote me a poem. That's fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Or, to speak in his words, it's FUCKING AMAZING

He is the Brian Blessed of metal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# \o/
He's my love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# :)

What always cracks me up is that Disorder song, with Ice T. Differences in vocal volume are so painfully plain to hear there.

"War!" "WAAARRR!" "We don't need you war!" "WEDONTNEEDYOURWAAAAAAAOOORRRRR!!"

In fact, I'm going to listen to it now, just to forget we're having a small leakage in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Hah, good entry
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# merci merci
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I only just noticed he's holding a hammer though
I though it was some dynamite first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# maybe he's from Rotterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# STOP





bombertime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I see what you mean
the background is a little busy. perhaps I should have put a glow around the whole thing rather than just the head....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Yeah, thought it was the lit fuse
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# ha!
next time I'll put a huge flaming scimitar in his hand instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hehe
let me twitter dat
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# looks like he's about to get his sausage twatted
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# ha!
that is a fantastic phrase :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 8:59, archived)