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# wunf
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You what, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# foon
wok wok wok wok wok

ting

mup

aaahh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Bend over, I'm going to take your temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *parrrrp*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Goodness!
What's this now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# he's having a giraffe!
/coat

Anyone seen a thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Thread deletion detected
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Galactic implosion imminent
calibrate sensors
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it's in section WX42b sir
shall we take evasive action?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# On my mark prepare to go to maximum warp.
Engineering, come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I CANNAE CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Don't give me that, you've got two minutes to bring all coils online.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Set IUDs to stun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THAT thank you, Lietenant Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *trips over unconvincing set and falls into Turbo Lift shaft*
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# You are RUINING my moment.
Mr Worf, take him to the brig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *nicks Cornish Pasty from Worf's forehead*
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Our maximum warp is only 1.01 though
It could take us a while to get anywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is a galaxy-glass starship man, don't be so silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oh hang on. The clutch was stuck
there - I've got it into 4th gear. Try now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :(
you're both rotters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *huggles*
Sorry, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :(
What do I know? I'm the tactical officer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *sexily insubordinates*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Captain, there seem some problems with the drive
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# perhaps it had just fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Rerout main power via the auxilliary grid.
*is fucking LOVING this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Space anomaly in front of us, 'Spock' what do you suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hit the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Is it a raging horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# what is this thing called 'love'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# i suggest we nom it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Yeah and I posted a reply
it was like a million replies screamed out in terror then went suddenly silent... Ooo look a moon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# that's no m....
oh no wait - yes it is. As you were
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I'm parched
I could use an ice cold giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:06, archived)