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# WHAT
what's this? Battenberg horrible?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You know it, I know it, but the world refuses to see it
Wake up Sheeple!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# All true.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# it's not about the taste...which is shite
it's about the beauty of its form that makes it the princess of cakes
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yes, battenberg is horrible. it's coated in marzipan. My ejaculate tastes nicer.
and before you ask, yes I have.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# you two need to go to a weirdos convention
on the internet
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I don't mind the marzipan so much
It's the gunk between the near-miraculously dry cake and the marzipan that gets me.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# You dunked your oreos in it, didn't you
It's COW milk you use, not man milk
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I don't ever recall eating an oreo.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)