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# ...from outer space,
I just logged in to find you here with that mong look upon your face...
;)

morning!

come on folks, where are the 'I survived the 6 hour downtime' profile badges?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I should have got the sink unblocked
I should have made you test your wee
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back with massive knees...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# We're not exactly Benny and Bjorn, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# We're at least 78% better.
The Great Architect & The Littlest Pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# There's a ship that keeps on calling me
On the sea, that's where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I meet a new wench
Can't stay for long, bring me some ale and my thirst I'll quench (edited )
Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow I'll just keep sailing on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# *dances*
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Edited to make more sense now
Unless you have a particular affiliation with benches
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I do like to sit down. I'm ever so good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# where will I sit now?
OH THE CRUEL IRONY...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I am flailing
I am flailing
On porridge water
To be near you
To smoke weed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# This is ace
but less of the failing, you. You know more than some others how bloody WIN I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# it was intially "flailing"
i am now listening the Rod. \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *flails*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# i have ceased listening to the Rod
that is not one of his better songs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# He annoys me.
I like his voice, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Maggie May ftw
esp. the mandolin intro.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Didn't John Peel play the mandolin on that?
I may be mistaken...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I think he sat and thumbed at the sings of an instrument
on top of the pops once... not sure he played it on the original
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# maggie may is ace.
and handbags and gladrags. but i prefer the stereophonics version

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *throws the first thing which comes to hand*
can I have my keyboard back please...

how did I type that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Go on now, beau!
get me a straw
this daiquiri is getting warm
and it is starting to thaw
I should have got a different drink
I should have got a martini
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# But I can't get to the vermouth
due to your enormous fucking knees!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# \o/
and now you're back
With Will and Grace
and you're standing in a bowler hat
with an apple over your face
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You've never even met Magritte
You can't have done, you're twenty-three
And I wish you'd stop trying to
Distract me from your giant knees...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm on the phone
You're on the floor
and squirm around now like a crippled matador
Weren't you the one who caught your penis in your flies?
I thought you'd stumble
I thought you'd at least hang your head and cry.
Oh no, below your thighs
you keep a pair of knees of simply enormous size
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I like this version
More please...
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# We're still going!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I don't think I can have survived
it's all very dark still
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# haha, morning fella! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ning Archie!
Just passing through - shan't be around for the next few days as I'm off to attend the All Tomorrows Parties festival at Butlins. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# can i have an i didn't notice b3ta was broke because i wasn't logged on badge please ?
good morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Morning, lovelybritches!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# good morning sexy pants
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# guten tag!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)