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# BAD KITTY!
*TM0C currently patrolling the borders of his garden with a supersoaker, to safegaurd all the little just-fledged nestlings that are currently pootling round*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Have you filled the supersoaker with lighter fluid and hastily attached a zippo to the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha nope
just a good old fashioned squirt of tap water across the bows as a warning shot to any potential kitty invaders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Then I hope you have a swiss roll cannon as a backup
Using the rejects produced at the testing department as ammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# best deterrent = dog
except my dog (she's learnt cats are king the hard way)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Geese are better, they have a habit of tearing up your lawn though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# sposed to be excellent guards against intruders too
as they make such a racket at the slightest thing and give nasty pecks for fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# they'll be watching and waiting for you to go inside
then chick dinner tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you need tiger urine
animals smell it and won't dare enter your garden
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# easier said than done :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# not if you're Siegfried
or Roy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I would try that "Silent Roar"
But it's about Ā£10 a bloody box! It would be cheaper to just hire the Lion to poo in my garden!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# and a lot more fun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
Lion Pooing, a spectator sport.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# if you use coffee (cold, of course)
it deters cats a lot more because they HATE it when they go to clean themselves.

No harm done but an effective deterrent. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# cats hate olbas oil too
gets right up their little noses apparently
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# And a bunch of cats
off their tits on caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)