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*TM0C currently patrolling the borders of his garden with a supersoaker, to safegaurd all the little just-fledged nestlings that are currently pootling round*
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35,
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just a good old fashioned squirt of tap water across the bows as a warning shot to any potential kitty invaders
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40,
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Using the rejects produced at the testing department as ammo.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41,
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except my dog (she's learnt cats are king the hard way)
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51,
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as they make such a racket at the slightest thing and give nasty pecks for fun :(
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58,
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then chick dinner tiem :)
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39,
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animals smell it and won't dare enter your garden
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:42,
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But it's about Ā£10 a bloody box! It would be cheaper to just hire the Lion to poo in my garden!
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48,
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it deters cats a lot more because they HATE it when they go to clean themselves.
No harm done but an effective deterrent. Huzzah!
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49,
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No harm done but an effective deterrent. Huzzah!

gets right up their little noses apparently
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56,
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I need a new exciting and sophisticated drink to enjoy and with which to impress people with how cool I am - what can you furnish me with/suggest?
I tried a new Scottish Vodka the other day which contains milk thistle and it was jolly nice.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38,
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I tried a new Scottish Vodka the other day which contains milk thistle and it was jolly nice.

/autocomplete
Bloody lovely, it is. Tastes like blackjack sweets.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40,
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Bloody lovely, it is. Tastes like blackjack sweets.

I'm a little cautious when getting new mixed drinks at the moment because everything seems to contain Red Bull which is evil
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:46,
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would I not be mixing them in equal measures?
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Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02,
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Just put a tiny splash of Absinthe into a big glass of cold coke.
add too much and it goes a horrible sludgey yellow and tastes too strong,
add just a little bit and it's gorgeously decadent and yummy.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49,
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add too much and it goes a horrible sludgey yellow and tastes too strong,
add just a little bit and it's gorgeously decadent and yummy.

If you can get hold of Milagro tequila, then that is impressive.
If you are looking for sweet but nice, then try Passoa
If you want to remortgage your house then try Louis XIII Black Pearl
different but cheap - Sailor Jerry Rum
Hendrick's gin with tonic and cucumber for that summer twist
www.in-the-spirit.co.uk is your best source for inspiration!
what's your occasion?
*this post is indeed sponsored!
www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/freestuff.html
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41,
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If you are looking for sweet but nice, then try Passoa
If you want to remortgage your house then try Louis XIII Black Pearl
different but cheap - Sailor Jerry Rum
Hendrick's gin with tonic and cucumber for that summer twist
www.in-the-spirit.co.uk is your best source for inspiration!
what's your occasion?
*this post is indeed sponsored!
www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/freestuff.html

thanks... my occasion is I get bored of the limited selection of good things to drink and I'm friendly with a barman who might be prepared to get better things in for me if I were to ask nicely.
I'll check all of those out (I like SJR and enjoy a Hendrick's and tonic).
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:44,
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I'll check all of those out (I like SJR and enjoy a Hendrick's and tonic).

Balvenie for single malt
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45,
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Balvenie make a smashing single. I've been on a pretty good run of form recently with my malts, especially for in the house... built up a great collection of cask strength bottles - some quite hard to get hold of :D
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49,
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a friend of mine from Aberfeldy, his dad used to work at the distillery there and we've had some great nights with him :)
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:55,
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I'm sure you have your share of tossers too though.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11,
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please re-read the brief and submit again.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45,
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Try Rosangel. Hibiscus tequila. *shudder* Chicks dig it.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51,
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and it makes a damned good drink... if you're lucky you'll find it cheap in various places at the moment because they're promoting it. It's a lot softer and smoother than other Vodkas I've had, which I though would put me off but it's very enjoyable:
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=5417
also - it looks like they could use some help with their website:
www.pincervodka.com
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59,
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www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=5417
also - it looks like they could use some help with their website:
www.pincervodka.com

1/2pt Morrison's White Cider
1/2pt Vodka
Preparation:
1. Mix Morrison's White Cider with Vodka.
2. Consume.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 three times.
4. Die, motherfucker.
We called it 'Holocaust'.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54,
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1/2pt Vodka
Preparation:
1. Mix Morrison's White Cider with Vodka.
2. Consume.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 three times.
4. Die, motherfucker.
We called it 'Holocaust'.

so it can't be that bad -- perhaps I saw you at Glasto last year - were you wearing a Furtive T Shirt?
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Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00,
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Actually no I wasn't. I have the B3ta t shirt I made but nothing else.
/shameless self promotion 'oh did you really make one oh I didn't know you must be really great, let's hang out'
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Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21,
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/shameless self promotion 'oh did you really make one oh I didn't know you must be really great, let's hang out'

baby rabbits head was the worst pressy my cat left for me (or i should say; threw up for me) :(
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41,
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when he asked to borrow my trampoline
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39,
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that is SO fast in Fireox.. .had to open in IE....
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Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54,
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wow i see what you mean - i only tested it in IE and crazy browser (IE based) firefox is silly fast
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Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02,
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or, if you're watching in firefox: flapchompflapchompflapchompflapchomp!
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Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30,
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or, if you're watching in firefox: flapchompflapchompflapchompflapchomp!