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# awww, poor peter :(

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# poor?!
woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i'd be sad if i lost my melons
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Personally I'm a fan of small lady bumps:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Small, or small compared to Jordan's?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# anything more than a handful is a waste!
plus don't go south with age.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I have two hands.
And a mouth. Nothing is wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# One for each hand
Don't get too greedy of you risk tongue strain:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I can alternate, it's no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# good question
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# So is...
...If bottles of mineral water claim to ahve filtered through rockbeds for thousands of years, why do they have a sell by date on them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# because tesco doesn't sell it packed in rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I can see bigger problems with buying mineral water, often from hundreds of miles away, rather than drinking tap water
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Apart from the estrogen problem in tap water?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# There have been some reports of similar problems from water in plastic bottles too.
I doubt if either is a serious problem, I haven't looked into it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yes but...
... some recent experiments have shown that eating loads of KFC meals and sitting on your ass for hours on end will also grow the average male a large pair of tits. Peter Andre may find some consolation by going ahead and doing that. No fucked up footballers kid to contend with either, double bubble.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# aww poor love
I am going to buy feeeesh. I've never had feeesh before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# As long as he gets
weekend access to her tits, he'll be happy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# They've broken up?
Oh.
Nice picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# The most popular couple in Heat magazine
have tragically broken up. Millions of Sun readers will be heartbroken and all you can say is "oh"!!!!!!!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# the spacker or the other two?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Well,
mainly the brave little darling who soldiers on manfully.



The spacker
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I think 'oh' sums up the depth of emotion it stirs up for me.
Of course I feel sorry for the children and the readers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# But what about Heat magazine?
You haven't thought of them have you?

Heartless - there's no other word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I know, it's just awful.
They'll have to find someone new to exploit, the poor buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# arf!
also: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
also: thank fuck thats over
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# it's the circle of life
life living tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aww, Poor Petey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# d'awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# why, I'd bet he's going insania with despair

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# coming soon to ITV twunt:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:12, archived)