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# God I hate that song.
It needs to be dragged out into the street in the middle of the night and shot in front of it's family.

Grrr ... 'Confidinse is a prefrince is wot is commonly known as ... mockney knocker chatter ...'
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# silly amalgamated creature!
eat adult feet, they're more filling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# too corny
it prefers more supple delicacies
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# good point
and i'd imagine children's toenails are softer. mine are like satanic cashews.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# salted?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# dry roasted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# what else do you hate
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Fish
The blind
Pret A Manger and all their customers
The number 6.5
Russell Brand
Alan Carr
Stuart Lee
Underground Staff
The meeja
Stupid people
Soulless music
Brussels Sprouts
Vodka
Old biros
Anyone who says "No offense but ... "
and those bloody confused.com adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# the first ad was the worst
you could see right up that bloke's hairy nostril :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# what do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Money
Drugs
Bisexual supermodels
Mrs Vagabond
The Earth
Fire
Most sticks
Telephones
Photographs
The Korean man who used to run my local corner shop
Bill Hicks
Astralasia
Paint
The smell of petrol
Whiskey.

A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Even though the video has the guy from the classic "Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Alun Armstrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# did you sort your CS4 trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Nah...
I'm gonna have to take all the files home and convert them there.

I will be billing for my time.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I once saw EastEnders when Phil Daniels was in it and he shouted 'Oi!' at some bloke in the street and there was a shatter of glass in the distance.
I swear they must've done it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Eastenders has actually got quite a good sense of humour when it wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I am in no way ashamed to admit I watch it every night :D
Sanjay and Gita MkII are currently making me chuckle rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Masood is funny...
and I love tanya
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# She would get it so hard!
I am starting to really like Max too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That was performed by Phil Daniels though,
who is from Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# And is cockerneyed it up like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Not to get into an argument or anything over it,
but I don't see how speaking in a North London accent, as he did, and as is his normal accent, makes it mockneyed up at all. It's just one of those things that annoys me. Someone with a regional accent from anywhere else never seems to get pilloried in the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Justin Bloody Lee Bloody Collins
I mean - really.

I saw him before he was famous*, and he did an ace, ace, ACE stand-up gig at my local in Zummerzet.

His accent wasn't even that thick then, and that was well before was on telly.



*True
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Oh I don't doubt that at all.
His accent seems so forced it's untrue. But he still doesn't seem to get the same abuse as others.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Well that's prolly 'cos people take it as a given that he's a bit of a twat, as he doesn't try to be "cool".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Yes, Brummie, Scouse and Yorkshire accents are all well-respected in the media
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't explain myself properly.
I just take issue with the mockney thing, but I guess that is mainly because I'm a lahndahner innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Proper Londoners move in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha,
You wish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i hate my accent
i'm just glad it can usually pass for welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)