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# Another telephone robot doodle


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Once again in crapPhoneCamVision™, this time with added pencilSaturationShineFromFluorescentLighting
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I like that
the blur makes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ^ this
Maybe it's just teleporting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# parklife!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# God I hate that song.
It needs to be dragged out into the street in the middle of the night and shot in front of it's family.

Grrr ... "Confidinse is a prefrince is wot is commonly known as ... mockney knocker chatter ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# silly amalgamated creature!
eat adult feet, they're more filling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# too corny
it prefers more supple delicacies
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# good point
and i'd imagine children's toenails are softer. mine are like satanic cashews.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# salted?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# dry roasted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# what else do you hate
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Fish
The blind
Pret A Manger and all their customers
The number 6.5
Russell Brand
Alan Carr
Stuart Lee
Underground Staff
The meeja
Stupid people
Soulless music
Brussels Sprouts
Vodka
Old biros
Anyone who says "No offense but ... "
and those bloody confused.com adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# the first ad was the worst
you could see right up that bloke's hairy nostril :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# what do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Money
Drugs
Bisexual supermodels
Mrs Vagabond
The Earth
Fire
Most sticks
Telephones
Photographs
The Korean man who used to run my local corner shop
Bill Hicks
Astralasia
Paint
The smell of petrol
Whiskey.

A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Even though the video has the guy from the classic "Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Alun Armstrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# did you sort your CS4 trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Nah...
I'm gonna have to take all the files home and convert them there.

I will be billing for my time.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I once saw EastEnders when Phil Daniels was in it and he shouted 'Oi!' at some bloke in the street and there was a shatter of glass in the distance.
I swear they must've done it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Eastenders has actually got quite a good sense of humour when it wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I am in no way ashamed to admit I watch it every night :D
Sanjay and Gita MkII are currently making me chuckle rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Masood is funny...
and I love tanya
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# She would get it so hard!
I am starting to really like Max too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That was performed by Phil Daniels though,
who is from Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# And is cockerneyed it up like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Not to get into an argument or anything over it,
but I don't see how speaking in a North London accent, as he did, and as is his normal accent, makes it mockneyed up at all. It's just one of those things that annoys me. Someone with a regional accent from anywhere else never seems to get pilloried in the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Justin Bloody Lee Bloody Collins
I mean - really.

I saw him before he was famous*, and he did an ace, ace, ACE stand-up gig at my local in Zummerzet.

His accent wasn't even that thick then, and that was well before was on telly.



*True
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Oh I don't doubt that at all.
His accent seems so forced it's untrue. But he still doesn't seem to get the same abuse as others.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Well that's prolly 'cos people take it as a given that he's a bit of a twat, as he doesn't try to be "cool".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Yes, Brummie, Scouse and Yorkshire accents are all well-respected in the media
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't explain myself properly.
I just take issue with the mockney thing, but I guess that is mainly because I'm a lahndahner innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Proper Londoners move in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha,
You wish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i hate my accent
i'm just glad it can usually pass for welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# That has reminded me of The Iron Man by Ted Hughes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# or the Huge man
by Ted Irons


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# oh the huge manatee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Oh the Iron Manatee
By Huge Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# If I ever build a one person submarine, I'd like to call it Iron Manatee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Pffft

Sheesh 75K.

/edit: oh never mind. Looks I'm heading for 70K myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# or Iron Ted, by Man Hughes
a celtic classic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Yes...
It now reminds me muchly of this also...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Lovely lovely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# your robotic sperm amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# this is good an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Don't stop with these
Your bots are mega

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Have I told you about primark?
They're selling pants with robots on. I've got three pairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# YES
little girly briefs, green and white stripy with robots on the bum.

If I thought you could get your tackle in them I'd have bought you some.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# i want those pants!
i'd swap my mistletoe ones for robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# They're wicked, they truly are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i shall dispatch my mother to primark forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Are they the 'I love boys pants' (cringe) ones?
I bought almost the entire stock of the green ones.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# No, they're just briefs with robots on the botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# .......
........TO PRIMARK!! Gah, my closest one is Oxford Street. Death.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# London's horrid. Come and move to Buckinghamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I got my bra in Primark
it's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Nothing wrong with getting bras from Primark.
Bra & pants: £4.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I've never been to Primark.
I always thought it was a bit like Poundstretcher, but I'm starting to think it's a bit more like C&A
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It's cheap and cheerful, just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# 2 words: triumph doreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
shoot me if one ever appears in my knicker drawer
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# terrible name
but great bras. i've got 4 of them, they give me boobs like scud missiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# i've seen the bras
They scare me :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# they are slightly fearsome
but they're like scaffolding for your norks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I prefer a balconette
It's nice to have a tit shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# pfff
not so nice on a bumpy road, you might end up with titlash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# 34DD, Smash, I'm not a danger to myself any more.
More's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# i know what you mean
i'm starting to get into spaniel's ear territory :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Sports bras while you sleep
I've got the tits I had when I was 18 again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# really?
i'll give them a go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# can't do balconettes
titalanche tends to occur :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I've lost a good few cup sizes, so I can wear them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I will take a photo of my pants tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I can conclude from this that Thursday will be a good day.
If today is Wednesday. I forget these things.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Cheers ears
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# YAY ROBOT WEDNESDAY!!!
I have to finish one thing...then I go right to the draw board
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Woo!
Looking forward to it. I'll try and get the scanner to work in the corner next time... It's enormous and scary and I think it bites...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# binary woo
01010111010110
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nice :D
I like these.

Have some drawings I drawed on a cue card.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Findus Crispy Pancakes and the tiny man who wants to fuck them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# One of them is angry Gumshoe.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# He;s the tiny man that wants to fuck all the Findus Crispy Pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# He's dressed up as one to try and seduce them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# lol
I have always want to fuck a findus crispy pancake but ive never had the balls to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# You should, they're right slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Angry pasty is angry at confused pasty
Skull chest man watches on with a sense of wistful admiration...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# His name is Spyke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You wretch
Now I have a craving for an apple turnover with fresh cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I. AM.
ROBOT MAN.

MAMAMAMA MANMAN MAN RO BOT MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:14, archived)