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[challenge entry] I'll trot this out...

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# psst
it's shielded...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# do you think he should see a doctor about that?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i'm not an experienced nad doctor
but i'll have a damn good look at them for him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I know ;)
I noticed that afterwards... shhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# heheheeh
i had to comment, my pedant radar was triggered. apart from that, it's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# .......0_0
That is a winner, You utter star!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *glees*
spanktastic! You could have just drawn the curtains though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hello Ghostie
what's the bed situation currently, o spiky one?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I have one
but it's been offered to someone who still has to give a definate yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I expected as much
I may have to go searching b3tan floorspace or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I'll chase up that bed for you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! superb contraption!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# quality item
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# quail tity me
I wish it was home time
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I am at home having a lovely cup of tea
I am also off work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Damn your eyes
It's felt like Friday today and all.
Never mind - Vietnamese food tonight - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I'm sure there's
an award ceremony held for inventions like this: Rube Goldberg?. This would be in with a good chance of winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Interestingly enough Americans say Rube Goldberg while Brits say Heath Robinson
Goldberg started a couple of years after Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I'll check them both out!
Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# 'ello flower
how you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Thank you
I looked at some Goldberg pics and they were okay-ish but thanks to ^this info I'll go have a look at Heath Robinson's instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the future, from the past.
from the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# What happens
if you finish, then backpedal?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Take the roll from the bottom, install on top and use the underside.
No waste here. Har har.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Don't lean back
you'll end up with a marmite stripe down your t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I think you may be right.
I need one of these, I just shat I laughed so much! Well done sir!
(robbersdog, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Yes!
Yes!
Just... yes!
*click*
(Ash Oops, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm confused
I was all ready to wirte a scathing post about how you nicked this and searched google images for wipe-o-matic expecting to see hundreds of them as I was forwarded this in an email years ago and there it is, the first result but closer inspection reveals it to be hotlinked from b3tards
so now I'm not sure wether to be outraged or not

grr

images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.b3tards.com/u/347704ecc2d8903e64fc/wipe-o-matic.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/12/33628733-virgin-media-phorm-webwise-adverts-updated-page-448.html&usg=__95HSJlGXI8mByPncoHhASwJqEMU=&h=468&w=396&sz=5&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=Rzd0-uB2uO5qVM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=108&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwipe%2Bo%2Bmatic%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dcom.ubuntu:en-US:unofficial%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I made this a few years ago.
I trot it out for every suitable compo.

/hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Just for a second
I thought it was actually a good idea
(Salvadore Peagrove needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:16, archived)