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It's bloody lovely

even if Star Wars is shit.

Also, Stevie Nicks looks more like Carrie Fisher than she does now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

the new movie is pretty good, in fairness.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

The animated one? Clone wars?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

No, that'd be my broken eyes

I'm sure the Cap said Star Trek.

Maybe she ninja'd....
*ponders*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I concur

I saw it but last night.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

She did, she also smacked herself on the wrist

slightly too hard. Owwww.

I wa thinking 'trek is better' you see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

*soothes*

Off you pop home, lovely. I've authorised it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Waiting for the chariot!

I've given up on work today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I shouldn't have bothered coming in.

fucking disaster from the word go.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Tell me about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

fucking disaster from the word go

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

REALLY?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Oh, Orrible.

Your little face in my memory makes me smile like this :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I have a feeling you are putting emphasis on different words to me...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I have no idea what you mean ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

yeah, right...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Brain broken o no.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Yeah, it's this place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I wish I had elderflower drink. I like elderflower drink.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I like elderflower sorbet. I haven't made it in AGES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Oh oh oh do it. Send me some in an envelope.

Ttssattsr Towers
2 Devastator Hill
Satan's Grove
H311 666

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

It's nice with a little fresh mint.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

It's nice in my rumblytum.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I'm so hungry, Samblekins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

*stuffs cheese on toast into CD tray*
Take food, eat down.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Omnomnomnom

GOD I could go for some cheese on toast right now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

rhubarb sorbet.

so tart, it almost turns your lips inside out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I really like cooking rhubarb with nutmeg and raisins, I don't know why.

I'm making a crumble at the weekend, Uncle Brian (not mine, my best mate's and even then not a real uncle) has donated much fresh rhubarb from the garden.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

i go for the unadulterated rhubarb crumble

with delicious cornish ice cream. i do occasionally add oats to the crumble, but usually i just have a classic crumble.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I don't know what it is, I only do it with rhubarb.

Mango, lemon and pineapple crumble's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

i make a good pineapple upside-down cake

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Snatch Wars is quite excellent fun

does what it says on the tin, NSFW for sweary goodness

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Oh, I thought he was doing that mixing up Trek & Wars accidentally on purpose thing

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

^me too

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

heheh

nawty

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

It really wasn't...

I can't remember ever feeling so cheated out of the cost of a cinema ticket

In my opinion :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Zip it, young legs

I want to watch it on blue ray when it comes out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

make sure you buy a pair of sunglasses

...

and a lobotomy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I think I'm thick enough.

Any more and I'll start watching channel 5 news.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

You forgot 'and a gun and a list of hollywood producers'.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I want to see it at imax but it's £13 feckin 50p!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

You may not want to do that*

*did that last night.

It's a bit too BIG, if you get me... neckache issues.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

ok cool

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Tom, my dear chap, we must agree to disagree on this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I will fight you to the end of the Earth

*serious faces*

I'm making my randomburn, I'm putting Hank Williams on it. Hell yeah.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Fighting never solved anything.

But you get points back for Hank Williams.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

hell yeah, so far my randoming has put hank williams, captain beefheart and joni mitchell on the cd

\m/

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Hahah, my shuffle put the Turrican Rap as the very first track.

C64-samplerific!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I haven't started yet.

I'm going to start with Beirute, and then shuffle from there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

For me it was "The Thin Red Line"

I've never seen a more pointlessly long and boring war movie in my life. There was one good bit - *one* - in the whole four fucking hours when Woody Harrelson blew off his own arse by accident. The rest was just...shite.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Agreed

*Goes in for the Hi-Five*
*misses*
*looks a twat*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

*leaps in from an angle*

*catches highfive mid air*
*lands on a skateboard*
*scores a million points*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oh you SOD

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Fuck yeah! :D

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

that was woody harrelson? why did he have a british accent?

the only good bit for me was "Victor, Victor"

by about halfway through I was ready to leave, I only stayed because one of my mates was enjoying it.
I think my enjoyment of it fell down one of the million plot holes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I saw the premiere in Berlin

Fuck me, that was a terrible evening.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

You snuck back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

not for long...

that's me done until tail-end of next week.
hey ho.

bloody work.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

they are working you way to hard mate

My laptop turned up today, I am gently warming my nuts with nuts with it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

nuts with nuts?

Is that an ice cream topping?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

me man nuts

Take care sir

going to watch the dark knight on blu-ray

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

yeah, I kinda got that ;-)

you too, guv.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

how are you feeling today?

did you manage to sort out your heat problem?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Ish.

I'm alright, I just want to get home. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

looking forward to tomorrow

and coping with a mixture of boredom and excitement

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

What's happening?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

going to spain for a fortnight

recuperation without the fun. i'm banned from the swimming pool :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Try and enjoy it anyway.

I'd go and see all the Gaudi architecture in Barcelona, and then go to Seville and smell the orangy niceness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

i love barcelona

the market along las ramblas is fantastic! i'm thinking of going to the dali museum this year, i'm sure my dad would go with me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I've never been to Spain at all

I always think it's going to be too hot.

DO go to the Dali museum, for I shall be so jealous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

it's just right at this time of year

i get heatstroke in liverpool when it's hot, but spain in may is just right. i had a copy of dali's lobster telephone, but i have no idea where it went to.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

it's true!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

yeah but you're a girlie girlgirl! Therefore anything you say about Star Wars will only be met

by accomodating nods and smiles:P

EDIT: In other news I had the police round earlier. Someone made them come as there was a problem with a booking system and they thought that they should be given a double room for five pounds a night.
THis is obviously a police matter.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

*growls*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

good doggy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

>_<

don't be sexist in front of a woman who's hormonal enough to rip your arms off and feed them to you.

not that i would....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Oh I would.

RIVERFUCKINGGHOST BEHAVE YOUR SILLY SELF or I shall climb up you and do something terrible to your haircut.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

i've seen that haircut.

someone beat you to it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

What, like wash it?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

YES.

If you think you're too big to be forced into things by me, you've got another bloody thing coming. Now be nice and apologise to lovely Smash.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I wouldn't say too big

I'd say grew up with too many sister to be forced into anything by you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I will shove you down the stairs if I have to.

Or drug you or something. Hit you with a brick. Stab you with a barbeque fork?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Yeah my sisters have tried all that

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

That explains a few things

*prances away playing the pan pipes*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

All older sisters

resulting in paranoia, extremely high pain threshold and a tendancy to put the bog seat down.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

I can do that myself thank you very much.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I'm not in front of a woman.

Secondly I think if you did you would have to face the reprecussions of lots of BBQless b3tards on bash day as I wouldn't have my BBQing hands.
It's be torches and pitch fork I tell ye! Torches and pitchforks!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

well

how about a light whipping? maybe a spot of decapitation?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Sorry

I'm a little short this month. No cash spare for life's little luxuries. :(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

bugger.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

50p short:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

pffff

i take euros

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

the currency or the rodent?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

currency

i need it for my hols

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

i'll meet it with a glowing energy sword and a severe expression

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

As long as it's not the type of 'glowing energy sword' that is relected in, say, a metal desk lamp.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

The fact still remains that it's a load of boring old balls

and I, being a girly girl, am awesome and that. Look at my tiny hands and tell me they're not awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

*smiles and nods*

*goes off and does something manly like building a shed*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I don't trust any tv series where the future of military personelle are less well trained and equipped than a street bobby.

I mean seriously, even they have stab proof vests.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

But I love it so, Jeru.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Doesn't stop it being balls.

Star Wars did at least have a purpose and a short and defined plot, I'm lost as to what the purpose of Star Trek is really.

I'm thinking it's actually a TV paperweight, so that all the channels don't float away.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

It doesn't stop it being balls

but then people watch bloody terrible things like Eastenders, which in my eyes is far worse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Yeah but people in glass houses an' all that.

Who the fuck lives in a glass house anyway? And surely if you were going to throw stones you'd be throwing them at someone so would just open the door or a window anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

I think the idea is that the person you throw the stone at would throw it back.

At your glass house.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Surely all that teaches you it to throw things at people sneakily or do so with such force as to knock them unconscious.

Not quite sure how you could apply that to speech, though I'm sure you could probably shout so violently at someone they passed out....probably.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

Or ran away in fear.

I think I could make someone do that. Not through fear of violence, just fear of the unknown.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

run me through the logic on that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

It's less logical that the police actually turned up!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)