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# Why don't they put a window in the door?
Just a thought, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# If they did that
And not this, then you couldn't stream live video from the inside of your fridge across the internet. You would have to actually be there to see, who knows what goes on when you are at work?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Because to observe the light going out would affect the outcome of the test
it is Schrödinger's Fridge you know.

Schrödinger would spend many days staring at the fridge door thinking "Do I have beer or is the beer all gone, if I open the door one of the other will be true so I won't open the door for fear that there is no beer."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Heisenberg.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I've got a window in my oven, so I can see what's cooking
Why can't I have a window in my fridge, so I can see what's chilling?

*campaigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And do you use the window?
Or do like me and just open the oven anyway?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I would use the window
if it wasn't covered in fat and grease

But that's not the point, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# But you do get glass door fridges
like the ones you see in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yeah.
and behind bars too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# By "behind bars" I mean in pubs, obviously
not in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have a theory that certain foods keep fresh longer if kept in the dark

Hey! I've just invented fridge curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ^this
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# if you had a window
in the door, you wouldn't need a light. Except at nighttime.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# but
the light's there for when the door is open, not closed!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)