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[challenge entry] 'Noon all

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Why don't they put a window in the door?
Just a thought, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# If they did that
And not this, then you couldn't stream live video from the inside of your fridge across the internet. You would have to actually be there to see, who knows what goes on when you are at work?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Because to observe the light going out would affect the outcome of the test
it is Schrödinger's Fridge you know.

Schrödinger would spend many days staring at the fridge door thinking "Do I have beer or is the beer all gone, if I open the door one of the other will be true so I won't open the door for fear that there is no beer."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Heisenberg.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I've got a window in my oven, so I can see what's cooking
Why can't I have a window in my fridge, so I can see what's chilling?

*campaigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And do you use the window?
Or do like me and just open the oven anyway?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I would use the window
if it wasn't covered in fat and grease

But that's not the point, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# But you do get glass door fridges
like the ones you see in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yeah.
and behind bars too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# By "behind bars" I mean in pubs, obviously
not in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have a theory that certain foods keep fresh longer if kept in the dark

Hey! I've just invented fridge curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ^this
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# if you had a window
in the door, you wouldn't need a light. Except at nighttime.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# but
the light's there for when the door is open, not closed!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# great!
and I love the design of the webcam..
(radja, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# it is designed
to clip onto a shelf, looking back suspiciously at the light.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I have that webcam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Me too
3 pounds on ebay from hong kong, with brightness lights adjustable via the cable.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, just that :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# And has worked faultlessly
for nigh on 18 months. My mates 30 quid job has been replaced twice, and is broken now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Goatse camera FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# pfft
nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahha!
actually, this might me of more use than you think... Time to see WHO KEEPS STEALING MY BLOODY FOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# My fridge light is always off
I broke it about five years ago, and I never bothered to replace it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# So how do you know when you've opened the door?
Lunatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# this reminds me of a viz top tip many years ago
secret is to drill a 1 inch whole in the fridge door :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# A 1 inch whole what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# My inspiration.
Was going to do a 'fridge door drill' but that was just nicking the 'hole' idea. Get it? whole/hole? I'm on fire today.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *pisses on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Strangely Arousing.
Warm, but arousing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)