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# ahem...

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# well this is awkward
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# thank you!
lime jelly in the shape of a rabbit will be served later
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yay
Bagsy left ear
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I've written your name on it
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Heh.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Erm ...
Remix fashion?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# eh?
:)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# From last night - was it you who did this
With the "Clever Hat" and stuff?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# nope!
:D
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ah.
Well - in the words of Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream, "Well don't I feel like a fuckin asshole ..."
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Ah, the poetic waxings of the Bard.
I'm still moved to tears by the "unhand my daughter you buttfucking son on a bitch" speech from The Tittyfucking Tempest.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha lovely.
Good morning main board.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hello GOS!
:)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *waves*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Good Morning Grandma!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Good morning mr Rouge Sushoo
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# more nings
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I don't know if my ning container can take it.


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# 'ning grannie
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# good morning Mocklebob!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Top of it to you, Sir
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hello to you...
*nods appropriately*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hello there
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# good morning, what a lovely day it is.


(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good Sir - I was learning about Whales on the walk into work this morning.

:)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hehehehhe, brilliant! - but I'm getting a sense of deja vu here....
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# oh dear...
has it bindun? i bet it fucking has! :(
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# everything's bindun
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# nothing new under the sun
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# it made me grin
which has not beendun today except by my woman that I own.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# "WHAT" I own.
"except by my woman WHAT I own"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# WHOM
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I own my woman
why so hard understand? I buy her fair price from man with too much women and not enough goat.*

*She earns more than me, works very hard, it clever, gorgeous and lovely. Let it be known, I do not actually consider her a possession, since she cleans herself which my PC doesn't.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ... and you're worried that she might be surfing B3ta and know what your username is ...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# this is both accurate
and slightly sinister
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha
just a couple of days ago
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# fuck!
typical!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# heheh, 'fraid so :D but it's still top!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I don't get it so I have no idea what is going on here
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# in the film "Jurassic Park"
The head 'raptor keeper' is at one stage stalking an escaped velociraptor through jungle, only to realise he has been decoyed and is about to be hideously slain by the velociraptor's hunting colleague, who has carefully sneaked right up to him, rendering his high-powered shotgun an irrelevance compared to its lightning reflexes and murderous hindclaws.

Despite his imminent grisly death, the keeper manages to convey an admiration for the hunting prowess of the pair that have killed him, by hissing the words "clever girl" just before the attack begins.

M.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *facepalms*
Ohhhhh
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
i couldn't have put it better myself! *FACT
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# 5 Stars
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Excellent!
But the b3ta hive-mind strikes again... ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9458638
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# it is strange!
i swear i did not see that! i am op 1432 of 199877...
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)