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# I'm rather partial to aubergine myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh
Oh aubergine. You're such a dream. My aubergine.
And yet..... I love courgette.
I can't decide......
Which one to get.......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Courgette, Courgette
My Little pet,
you must be cooked
just right,
but yet
you're often not.
Is it that
I overcooked
or just forgot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# and red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Put them all in to the pot.
Add a little chilli if you like things hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# OLLLLLLLLLLIVES
OLLLLLLLLLLIVES...
which knob-end left the stones in
and hid you amongst the salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *chokes laughing*
This wins my "thread of the day" award


Now where did I leave it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Would it upset you to learn that I stole my lyrics from a children's TV programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# get OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this!
I'm SO disappointed in you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *limps off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# come back
all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Cook em slow
cook em quick
cook em wrong,
they'll make you sick.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Figs are delicious
in all their fine regalia
they're used in many dishes
and as a metaphor for female genitalia
... in ancient Rome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# RAAAADISH
I can cut you into a rosey thing if I can be bovvvVAD
RAAADISH
You can only really be used in a saaaaLAD.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yummy aubergine
stuffed with savoury mince

or in an aubergine pasta bake

or on it's own with chocolate cake
583
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# on beetroot
oh lovely lovely beetroot
you're such a treat root
pickled or roasted or ...
just pickled or roasted
or tickled or toasted
I like how you make mashed potato
go purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# On the Subject of Purple
Oh Red Cabbage I adore
the way you're pickled
to the core
I munch my way through tons of you
my goodness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# BALSAMIC VINEGAR
IS THE WIN-EGAR
SMACK YOUR LIPS
IS IT TOO POSH FOR CHIPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The Leek
Is tre chic
Like a pompous onion
crossed with a hose.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# When you find you need
to distinguish turnip from swede
follow this simple rule
to avoid looking like a fool
TURNIPS LOOK LIKE BIG RADISHES YOU KNOBBER!
if you're still not sure check wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oh Parsnip
If you were a fruit
You'd be a Parsnipple.
Nipple.
Fnar.
*GONG*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# coconut
coconut
I'm dubbing you
a nut of disreputable quality

coconut
coconut
I'm reporting you
to the nut naming authorities

I know you're a nut
I've got that straight
but the coco implies
you're made of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)