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# I have issues with clicking, 'I like this'
I mean I do like what you have done but it makes me so so horribly sad
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# don't worry
angles, hevan etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# He's in all our deers.
IMO, the poor little poppet is in Heaven, being looked after by Uncle Jeezy and the lads. Bet he's having a lovely time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I thought you were a Jewtheist?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Born, yes.
It didn't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# bacon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# That had quite a lot to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# and the fact that they nailed up our lord and saviour jesus christ to a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# You wonder why I spend time on /talk.
Never fear, another Christian down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# are you really?
I really had no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# babies go to limbo I reckon.
as they've not done anything good or bad yet, they're just babies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# THAT SOUNDS FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# floaty light
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That was unexpected.
Good point. Nah, I still reckon he's in Heaven.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# The gay nightclub?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Trapped in a Bryan Adams single.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# why unexpected?
If you go down the catholic route, all babies go to hell as they're born with original sin or something.

booooo bad babies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I remember my religious education teacher
being adamant that all children were fundamentally bad... also - I'm pretty sure to get into heaven you need to take communion and accept Jesus Christ as Lord... if you're a catholic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Logic? Religion? Ho ho ho! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Merry Christmas?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Arghnoo! I don't have any Christmas dresses!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Crepe paper + sellotape = solution
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'll be the belle of the ball :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# And probably stained for life
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# just don't smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Morry Chrastmes?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Relogic
limbo would be great. I'm very flexible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm crafty like a fox, so I could get everyone drunk and hop over the pole.
Or get drunk and trip over the pole. Who can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Fuck you, Sam.
There really is no need when a nice conversation for once was being had.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Righty ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# now you have a machine gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# And a grandious sense of self importance!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# that comes free with any gun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# What age is everybody going to be in the afterlife?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I think I read somewhere that it was 40,000.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# the same age I was before I existed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# 24?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# about then funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# about 11 and a half in heaven.
that's roughly when I started wanking over any Woman's Own I could get my hands on. I probably had to die a bit before that to have a chance of getting into heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# have you read How The Dead Live by Will Self?
it has a similar thing in it.. accept of course it isn't heaven the dead go to Dunstuble.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# itsn't it the first circle of hell
on this side of the Styx with the virtuous heathens because babies haven't accepted Jesus Christ as their lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# which I always felt was a little unfair
Heaven was mostly empty BC because to get in you have to believe in Jesus and before he was born people would have struggled to do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# plus all egyptians were heathens anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# and greeks ... and don't get me started on the Romans
... I'm not sure where Jews and Muslims fit in in Christian Heaven... they probably don't which must piss them off what with having the same God and all... unless Heaven is sectioned out into denominational Zones like a Disney Land...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# the monorail in heaven must be fucking plush
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# do you think there is a priority-pass system in operation?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# what are the fish like in styx?
I think you may have a point there, what you mention seems familiar but I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'm not sure how I think I know this
but I think I think I do.

probably not bad fish - but I don't think you eat in the (catholic) afterlife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Fishstyx
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
\o/

should have spotted that, I considered "fish n styx" but it didn't seem right.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:55, archived)