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# Good to see he manages to get away from it all
from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# HELLO!
Thank you for being so lovely to my terrified self on Saturday. You are a winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# aw...
how could I not be? - you are very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *blushes*
Yes, I bloody well am.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I agree with this
Even if she wouldn't let me buy her a drink *grumps* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm sorry.
Next time I'll let you buy me two :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I'm a hideous monster which shouldn't be allowed out in public during the day
also I'm shorter than I look from a distance and if you draw a line down the middle of me as much as 60% might be on either side of the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# In public I emit an inaduable whine which can curdle milk
and has been known to cause spontaneous orgasmings. I have a rose named after me... I was named first and then some years later someone else named a rose. The events are not connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Orgasms for you or others?
If it is in others, I'm pretty sure you could make some money out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# other people
but sometimes it also causes bum aneurysms
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# In Viking my name means Man Who Has Bested Excel
and I am revered in many Epic poems for my mastery of the VLOOKUP() function. My hair has the tensile strength of lino
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You sound intoxicating
Like a sexy future camel in a bejewelled calculator snood.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I have a rare disease
which means my breath constantly smells faintly of rice pudding. I was once put into the tower of Lodnod for starting a fire in a royal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# if I'm allowed to germinate
I will, otherwise I won't. Those are the rules I live by.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# You intrigue me, sir...
Why didn't you bash this time, then. Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You are a wildcard.
YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I demand hugs from you when ever we meet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# But of course,
That goes without saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# good :D
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)