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# I hate that film...
'that film' being Titanic. I wish I'd walked out of it when I saw it at the cinema but the sexy lady friend I was with thought it was a very moving experience. Dullard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It is indeed a terrible waste of time.
I've seen it only once, and I spent the entire time asking dad "when do they hit the iceberg?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# one of my dad's favourite 'jokes'
"I didn't bother going to see [titanic][passion of the christ][and so on] ... I already know what happens in the end..."
*hilarity ensues*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Dad joke LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# they should have called it
"the whipping of the christ" or "jesus fucking wept"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha yes
I like Peter Griffin's similar joke in Family Guy
'Like the time I predicted the ending of Wild Hogs. [flashback] "This film's gonna suck."'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I found it moving in terms of my bowel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But wasn't the whole point of the film that it was for the ladyfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# possibly
and I don't have a problem with films marketed to a specific gender... I enjoyed watching Practical Magic... it's just when they're held up as a pivotal moment in the history of cinema I despair a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I went to see it with a Norwegian friend as part of our film studies unit. We both hated it, but her comment was
"I don't think they made enough of the human panic."

"Oh yeah. 'Cos you know aaall about human panic, don't you."

"Erm ... I had several friends on the Scandinavian Star."

"Ah."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ha right...
"I agree with her..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)