
":D"
... obviously he didn't have double inverted commas around his smiley face...
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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... obviously he didn't have double inverted commas around his smiley face...

I like it anyway :D
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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maybe you could swap it for money... that's what I did with my pride, youth and intelligence. Turns out they weren't worth very much.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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I found the experience... illogical.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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a job - but yes - whore yourself at cash converters, they do a nice line in exchanging pride for minute amounts of cash... also they lead me to believe that anyone who has ever bought a saxophone or various bits of home music recording equipment is destined for bankruptcy
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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now use some of your 'spare' cash to cultivate an unhealthy drink problem...
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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Too many expenses involved with getting my own place. Fuck getting older, fuck it right in the ear.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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never mind - there's retirement and death to look forwards to.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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hes an untrained imposter do you see? do you see?
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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'that film' being Titanic. I wish I'd walked out of it when I saw it at the cinema but the sexy lady friend I was with thought it was a very moving experience. Dullard.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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I've seen it only once, and I spent the entire time asking dad "when do they hit the iceberg?"
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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"I didn't bother going to see [titanic][passion of the christ][and so on] ... I already know what happens in the end..."
*hilarity ensues*
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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*hilarity ensues*

"the whipping of the christ" or "jesus fucking wept"
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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I like Peter Griffin's similar joke in Family Guy
'Like the time I predicted the ending of Wild Hogs. [flashback] "This film's gonna suck."'
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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'Like the time I predicted the ending of Wild Hogs. [flashback] "This film's gonna suck."'


and I don't have a problem with films marketed to a specific gender... I enjoyed watching Practical Magic... it's just when they're held up as a pivotal moment in the history of cinema I despair a little.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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"I don't think they made enough of the human panic."
"Oh yeah. 'Cos you know aaall about human panic, don't you."
"Erm ... I had several friends on the Scandinavian Star."
"Ah."
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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"Oh yeah. 'Cos you know aaall about human panic, don't you."
"Erm ... I had several friends on the Scandinavian Star."
"Ah."