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# you could always just click ignore i suppose... :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# lalalalala I can't hear you
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# he said
":D"

... obviously he didn't have double inverted commas around his smiley face...
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# he said
"he said ":D""
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# The special effects
easily surpass the original :)
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# To smash through it like that, wouldn't they need to turn to starboard if it was right ahead?
I like it anyway :D
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# don't try and fool me with your logic
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# But logic is all I have :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hmmm
maybe you could swap it for money... that's what I did with my pride, youth and intelligence. Turns out they weren't worth very much.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Now there's an idea
Cash converters here I come!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# They said my logic could fuck right off
I found the experience... illogical.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I was thinkning more along the lines of
a job - but yes - whore yourself at cash converters, they do a nice line in exchanging pride for minute amounts of cash... also they lead me to believe that anyone who has ever bought a saxophone or various bits of home music recording equipment is destined for bankruptcy
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I have a job
It's slowly killing me inside :(
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# that's the spirit
now use some of your 'spare' cash to cultivate an unhealthy drink problem...
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I have no spare cash now :(
Too many expenses involved with getting my own place. Fuck getting older, fuck it right in the ear.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *big hugs*
never mind - there's retirement and death to look forwards to.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hes not a sailor
hes an untrained imposter do you see? do you see?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I do see*



*does not see
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# No, they were travelling in reverse
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I hate that film...
'that film' being Titanic. I wish I'd walked out of it when I saw it at the cinema but the sexy lady friend I was with thought it was a very moving experience. Dullard.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It is indeed a terrible waste of time.
I've seen it only once, and I spent the entire time asking dad "when do they hit the iceberg?"
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# one of my dad's favourite 'jokes'
"I didn't bother going to see [titanic][passion of the christ][and so on] ... I already know what happens in the end..."
*hilarity ensues*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Dad joke LOLS
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# they should have called it
"the whipping of the christ" or "jesus fucking wept"
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha yes
I like Peter Griffin's similar joke in Family Guy
'Like the time I predicted the ending of Wild Hogs. [flashback] "This film's gonna suck."'
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I found it moving in terms of my bowel
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But wasn't the whole point of the film that it was for the ladyfolk?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# possibly
and I don't have a problem with films marketed to a specific gender... I enjoyed watching Practical Magic... it's just when they're held up as a pivotal moment in the history of cinema I despair a little.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I went to see it with a Norwegian friend as part of our film studies unit. We both hated it, but her comment was
"I don't think they made enough of the human panic."

"Oh yeah. 'Cos you know aaall about human panic, don't you."

"Erm ... I had several friends on the Scandinavian Star."

"Ah."
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ha right...
"I agree with her..."
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *shakes head*
You spelt iceberg wrong.

It's 'OYCEBUUURG!", shirley?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)