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# Take THAT... ummm... whoever.... ehh. Whatever.


I'm actually a little surprised I managed to pull off X without resorting to the two common ones. I'm happy.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# good lord i wasn't expecting you to pull this on off, nicely
I had a bizarre dream last night, b3ta. Jeru abducted me and forced me to play him at versus mode on tony hawks while he kept screaming the words "cocks" at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ace dream!
That's what you want from a dream. I once had one where I went to the bank to get my balance, and it was about what I thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I was at a cashpoint the other day and this old lady asked me to check her balance
so I pushed her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha old ladies do make the best cashpoints.
So easy to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# dear lord....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Good noon, Sir.
You up for a beverage tomorrow evening? A few of us are meeting in King's Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Since it's on my route home, it would seem a very fine plan.
Not sure what time I'll escape the zoo as yet, but I'll head over sharpish. The lad Otterby gaz'd me the location, so that's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Fine
I'll have my own mini bash ... then you'll all be sorry. Maybe I can get Mrs UnderCover to take some photographs of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Do you want man-sized or Hand Andies?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# haha christ....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hah thats a bit crap
I tend to either have dreams where people shout at me or were I do really dull stuff like sorting socks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# How about a bit of both?
SORT FASTER, COCK-JUGGLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# it's like my mum is actually in the room....
spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# i just wake up with coding/maths problems solved.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Mine almost always involve my teeth falling out/breaking at some point during the dream.
And lots and lots and death and gunplay generally. Usually somewhere really stupid and odd like a canteen, where no-one seems to notice that there's a sudden firefight going on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hmm, very interesting, tell me more
*distracts Jeru while men-in-white pounce*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Teeth falling out are the worstest ones :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I bet that really will happen one day.
Edit: I SAW THAT, WOWOWOWOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I saw it too
She needs cuggles and lots of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Me too.
She is like so totally bus TED!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# You said it, sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yes....dream......
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# i had the horrible sensation that the dream was written by franz kafka
and you were wearing that russian military hat. also there was one of those wildly swinging lightbulbs.

all in all, it was a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# To be fair I suppose it's not that dissimilar to real life.
In fact when by the end of the bash my throat was really sore from shouting pretty much everything near constantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Haha, also I just remembered someone else from the net had a dream about me where they used some kind of command line prompt
to steal the trinket of something or other from me.
Except once they'd taken it from me civilisation as we know it began to collapse, and I then refused to take it back out of anger.

It's nice to know my personality is consistant in dreams anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)