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# After the Crayola Missiles, the Army are issued with 'Super Soakers'

Edit: Inspired by Mr Scaramanga :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# smashing stuff sir!
:)

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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehehe
I inspired something other than nausea!

Do they work alongside the 12th Infantry Nerf Brigade?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hehehe...
...I'd join up if they used water pistols! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# .223 rounds are more effective against enemy combatants, or so I hear...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# filled with acid
The internet is not working, well youtube and hotmal are both fucked for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Are you currently holidaying in China?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# i've sorted it now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
woo.

I just spent the last 10 minutes gently coaxing a bee out of my kitchen serenading it to 'Eric the Half a Bee' by Python Monty. I don't think it really got the reference but still.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely little tale sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# awwww
the only problem is he'll tell all his mates to come and hear you're lovely song
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Maybe it was taking it as a threat
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I just use a glass and take them outside
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Tempt them with some nice Chablis, and then escort them to the sun-terrace, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# There is a beautiful mental image going around in my head now
but, as I don't know what you look like, the part of Riverghost is being played by Eric Idol.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Think of Eric Idol and press crtl I :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
# He has super hair
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Just the other day I rescued a tree from a cat with it!
and saved a building from a burning baby! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahhaha, brill, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)