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# hahaha
You will set Smash off again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# nah
too limp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Too much risk of the lid coming off more like
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Just man up and use it the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Either way, lid-loss is a risk
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Christ, how deep does yours go?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I just meant if the lid comes off it'll leak everywhere....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# true
i'm not ending up in casualty again!


errm.....i've said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# wonderfully crap :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTW3Byr520
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# pfff!
what a shit way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I know
Being zapped by a bloke in a dust sheet in a pool of black water
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# not their best costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Would have been better if his cock was out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# of course
unless it was dripping black ooze and assorted oily gunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# *Looks down*
*sighs*
*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# give it a wash
and get back to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# a better lube then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# lube is one thing
clagging up your pubes and funbox is a different matter entirely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# he comes......ZALGO.....
edit: tits, I just clicked I like this. now i'm going to look like a sexual deviant...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# sexual deviant and looking like a paedo at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I'm going to have to report myself to the Daily Mail
shit.... I don't know how but i've deleted all my autocompletes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# And apparently you are also in Peter Pan in some theater in London
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# someone posted a link for a new Peter Pan play
They said you the guy playing Peter looked like you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Here
www.b3ta.com/board/9488472
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# that's because you are
don't worry, you're amongst your own kind here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# You could take it off,
but that might lead to dangerous suction effects. Worth a try though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# How do you know it is to limp?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i can tell
by looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# It is plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# plastic can be limp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# only when enough heat is applied
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hmmm
it does get hot in there though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# i'm hot stuff, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# if you move it that fast, you will cause damage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# at last, a use for parkinson's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Or curved for better access to the g-spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# This is a man who knows what he's talking about
Oh, and you have me for another 15 minutes, B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Bawls!!!
I've missed you bawls Sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# enjoy them while I have them out in the breeze
They're for an indefinitely limited time only
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Oooh!
*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Very lovely magnifying glass you have there, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hoorah! the bawls have returned!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hello! :D
I mean't to ask you this but forgot:

Do you have a branch of your family called D'Attoma?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# not as far as I know, why?
I know we have one branch who think they're related to the Queen and another branch who are part of the Wilkinson sword family, but I've not heard of any D'Attomas.

The Sellick's hail from Cornwall originally I here, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Hmm, yeh it helps by ruling out who I think you are related to
You bear an extremely striking resemblence to a mate of mine - right down to the accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# haha i wish I had a tenner for every time someone tells me those exact words.
I'm beginning to think that there's a factory somewhere in Western surrey cloning me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# There is!
I believe they call the place 'public school'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# haha *awards gold star*
but I didn't go to public school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# What was it then boarding?
I know you had to pay anyway, and to be honest I'm fairly vague on where public school ends and begins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I went to public school
it was full of twats (I include myself in this)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I think if public school was full of twats they wouldn't all turn out to be sexual deviants and closet homosexuals.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I was never raped in the showers
so I don't think it counts as public school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Or perhaps you're just an easy slag.
YOU WANTED IT REALLY. DIDN'T YOU, YOU WHORE?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *sads*
Still, i'm on my phone at work so it's prob for the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)