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# real picture thread, you say?
Got back today to discover someone had parked right across the driveway, despite there being loads of other places to park.

Clive who runs the garage opposite suggested we block them in, so we did. Guess what happened next...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# An invasion
of leopards?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# close...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# cheetahs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Ocelots?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Jamaicans?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Ghurkas?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Helen Daniels appeared, dressed as a fibreglass mollusc, and shouted WILL YOU BE MIIIINE DEMIS ROUUUUSSOOOOS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
# that would have made my evening!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
What a wonderful image :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# he rammed both cars to get out?
your area looks eerily similar to my street...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ooo!
no, that's what I was worried about. I was keeping one ear open for smashing sounds, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# They bumped your car
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Nope.
Fortunately not...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# a fox jumped onto the car
and shat explosive cherries all over the windscreen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# What actually happened
now seems awfully boring!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# explosive anal fox cherries FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I want to know what happened next
nice house btw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ta!
It's going to be very anti-climactic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I'm so used to that
get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# OUT WITH IT MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He got two mates to bring their cars and block YOU in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha!
carblocking wars!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# do tell!
I had someone park in my back yard this morning, as if it's some kind of free car park.
Must get some paint stripper.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# some people are unbelievably selfish
when it comes to parking...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Did they summon a horde of angels
to move the car? I bet they did. It's so like them.
(fume troll, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# haha!
No, she came back, got in the car to get something from the glove compartment, and then walked off again, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING!!!

There, told you it was going to be a let down.

We then had a conversation something like this:

Me: Excuse me?
Her: Yes?
Me: Is that your car?
Her: Yes.
Me: I couldn't help noticing you've been blocked in. Why would someone want to do a nasty thing like that, do you think?
Her (slightly embarrassed): Because I parked across their driveway?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# haha
was she cute?

you should have torched her car
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
-r +u
-c +se
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# that was cryptic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# she was kinda...
hence the softly softly approach!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hmmm
I just knew it would be a woman when I saw the picture.
I don't know if this is terribly sexist, or just that women are more likely to drive little silver/grey hatchbacks.
edit: the old Volvo estate in my back yard screamed "fat old builder" at me, and he was.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# cars do reflect their owners, it's true.
I was fully expecting her to be a woman, and she was.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# .
...and then a horde of angels dressed as Helen Daniels shat explosive cherries on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# exactly!
pics to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I would pay someone else's money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)