
but as your royal correspondent i feel obliged to point out he only has one l
sorry and all that.
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sorry and all that.

rather like me :D
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"Tell them it is to fucking late Phill! No, on second thoughts, send Charles. The twat!"
That is wonderful and the look on her face is spot on :)
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That is wonderful and the look on her face is spot on :)

She wasn't invited because
a) She's not French
b) She's not American
c) As the only current head of state that was around in WWII she might tell everyone there a few embarrassing facts.
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a) She's not French
b) She's not American
c) As the only current head of state that was around in WWII she might tell everyone there a few embarrassing facts.

she was born in this country, the daughter of a man born in this country, son of a man born in this country, son of a man born in this country, son of queen victoria (born here), daughter of george III (born here), whose father (frederick, prince of wales) WAS born in germany....
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:12,
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but if your not of Norman, Roman or Viking descent you're still not English.
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Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:17,
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she's wondering why it doesn't smell of fresh paint, like it always does whever she goes.
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