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# Is something going to happen?
*wait for something to happen*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hello. I'd just like to say that I'm still very disappointed that you're not a girl
but I'm slowly getting over the pain.

Edit: Also, that's a really smashing blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hello. I'd just like to say
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ignore the blouse thing
I was just being silly because what I really wanted to say is YAY MY NEW BOOTS ARE HERE!!!

...but felt it was all a little 'hello, here's something about me'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Truth be told I AM wearing a smashing blouse today
Nice boots by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# YAY!
I have a bit of an odd history for actually doing that. I was sat bored in halls once and starting thinking about one of the other girls on my course, she was sometimes quite down about stuff so I sent her a text saying 'don't cry', turns out that it really freaked her out because she'd just started crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# your new boots are depressing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Which ones are they?
Show me show me show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Okay, hang on

They are these ones, arrived this morning. Originally I wanted some big clompy ones like that for my birthday but got distracted by these
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Both rather nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Sadly,
No. Feel free to make it do something.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Look what Google just asked me to type in
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hymennnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Looks broken to me...
Noonage all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Don't break it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Google is such a filthy pervert
It started off all good-intentioned, but then the fame and the rich lifestyle got to it. Of course, then it started hanging around with Ebay, and we all know what THEY're like...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I blame youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# sometimes they have to battle with their conscience, like with chinese bloggers
then they go "HAHAHAHAHA $$$$YUAN$$$$YUAN$$$"

"HAHAHA FUCK THEM"

Corporate motto: "DO NO EVIL"(beta)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)