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# I got very bored so I decided to use my rubbish paint skills......
Once upon a time a Happy Dino called BOB....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hello
I represent the producers of Barney the Dinosaur. My client feels you have infringed their copyright.

Yours,
Web Sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Is your badge new
Or is the metal a bit worn and deteriorated?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Oh
Poo!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I shot teh web sherrif
but I did not kill the industry
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# where is the InternetLawyer when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# oh he's most likely raping animals
at some animal raping club

most likely

though this isn't a definitive answer and is merely complete speculation based upon a low probability of likelyhood for legal reasons.

also

he's most likely raping animals

at some animal raping club.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# So he's most likely raping a club full of legal reasons based on the speculation of the probability of most likeliness?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well, his likeness clubbed some animals into a rape speculation and he's probably full now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Barney stands on his hind legs, this guy cleary only has 2 legs and no hands
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Seadeesaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# A CDDinosaur sould have a cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9491014#post9491025
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I had a go
My trex seems to have a withered arm, but if you take the piss he'll tear your head off

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# sun's not as good:(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Mine's historically accurate
The sun didn't have a smiley face during the Mesozoic era
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# you sure?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# As sure as eggs
No, you've got me. I have no idea. I made the whole thing up. I don't even know if trexes had arms or teeth or there was a sky back then. I'm a fraud :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# He also has a beer gut.
Which is not a bad thing..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# What can I say
Trex is a magenta party animal.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh oh oh what happens next?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Well
I did think about having him find some people from an Air France flight.....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# praise bob!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Bob is shit
hot
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# This dino has udders
But no legs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe just maybe
This new Species Fly's or moves around on Udders!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Such a lovely face!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Bob looks slightly bewildered
i shall call him bewildered Bob:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# and he was out and about and
He found a Mushroom

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# The End
Unless anyone can do any better...
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Rargh :D

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Yay
"More Dino's" said Bob!!!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hurray
THIS is how things should be
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ROTF
Ahhhhh Said Bob, What is this ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# And Then
Bob found something he had not seen before. A Bush!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)