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# Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# there's probably a japanese word for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Mine's about the size of a capillary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# wouldn't say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.

I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You say grubby like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# 6'2"
Not happening. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself'
*carries on
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.

As long as you're happy, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Awww xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Eeeee *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# "excuse me love could you not suck so hard"

nope sorry, doesn't sound right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# then you spring a leak and it's all over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i don't know, we could try it.
might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Maybe we are just too cheap to buy a proper vacuum cleaner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, little Jewu.
Not a mental image I was prepared for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)