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# How did I never realise this before?
The fascist rabbit out of Watership Down, and the leader of Britain's best-loved bunch of Nazi twats...

Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nick Griffiths was patently meant to be stillborn.
Something terrible happened and that bag of oddments and assorted wank lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# i saw a pro abortion advert once with the premise that "your baby could grow up to be hitler!"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# At last, reasoned argument!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# doesn't really work as your baby could also have grown up to cure cancer of the aids
think of that next time you're wanking over a map of scotland! hmm?!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Have you been watching me?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# the weather girl hates it when I do that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Do you shout "LET IT RAAAIINN!!" when you spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# what happens if your babby grows up to be the cancer of the aids curing hitler?
WHAT THEN!?!?!

edit: and just think of how many pages of the map of scotland book would be stuck toghether in that situation!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Kill the spawn!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nick griffin should have been a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Not even
he should have been a sticky duvet cover and an embarrassed 14 year old hurrying down to the washing machine at 5 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You've thought about this quite a bit, haven't you?
We have to be grateful for the boxer that fucked up his eye,
It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness.
Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person,
we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance.

/irony blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Men in glass houses shouldn't chuck rocks
and boss eyed bags of lard shouldn't appear to judge people on their exteriors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# He wasn't hit by a boxer.
That's just his conscience trying to escape his face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# See, this is why I talk a lot of pollotics, I get to well angry
and passionate about it all. So I say out of it, in order to keep myself calm and not kill anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic resemblance. Speaking of which, did anyone else catch this 'similarity' in Private Eye this week?

uncanny, right down to the 'shopping :)!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# She's sort of beautiful, in an androgynous way.
When she's a grown up she's really going to turn some heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# meh, she looks like you'd have to marry her before she let you touch her boobs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# An actress? HAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# she just looks really boring
like, no fun at all. all cello practice and platonic friendships with posh gay men
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# A younger Keira, so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# she's really grown of me recently,
ever since mrs monstrinho made up a dirty little story of a honey covered threeway in a bedroom moment


(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# It's a front,
come Saturday night she's in a rubber mask down the Torture Garden like the rest of us.

er.....right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# DAD?!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Office\0/
...where's my coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *glee*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# she could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# there's probably a japanese word for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Mine's about the size of a capillary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# wouldn't say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.

I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You say grubby like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# 6'2"
Not happening. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself'
*carries on
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.

As long as you're happy, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Awww xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Eeeee *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# "excuse me love could you not suck so hard"

nope sorry, doesn't sound right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# then you spring a leak and it's all over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i don't know, we could try it.
might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Maybe we are just too cheap to buy a proper vacuum cleaner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, little Jewu.
Not a mental image I was prepared for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hehe....
see also: "chrome off a trailer hitch"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# See, I've had those things said about me before
and I always thought it was quite insulting, I've got much more finesse.

I wonder if other women think that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not you, pickle
merely the expression.

*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Oh I know
I just know women that say it about themselves and I always think 'why would you deliberately make it sound as if you've got the skills of an overeager 15 year old with Downs?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Self image issues, I'm guessing.
Either that, or they enjoy disabling their male suitors.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Goodness only knows
but it always makes me wince a bit internally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# oh you and your sexy talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You'll never see it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# a roll of gaffa tape and a half pound lump hammer says you're wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# You think I'm joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I feel that Lump and Sledgehammers are not used enough in games/films/horror movies.
It's always clawhammers or chainsaws or axes. I want to see someone struggle to wield a sledgehammer and then take someone's entire face off when they swing it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# fire extinguishers for the arthouse french win.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# And when she gets the sex change, she really will
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yes she will
Fiver says she will have one before she is 30
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm going to go with 35
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ok then, done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# And you wonder why you've got over 1000 posts per week on the stats board?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No one else was talk to me, so I might as well talk to myself :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# yeah, I saw that
edit: yes

antiatheism.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dawkins_richard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Or more specifically
her eyes and mouth. Or they've given her his. I can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# they've given him, hers.
here's 'his' original...
jasoncrane.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dawkinsrichard_lres.gif
different eye colour for a start :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# christ, I didn't know he was married to Lalla Ward
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oh yes
on his book tours the Lady Romana reads from them

I was fortunate enough to catch TGD at Oxford
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha that is some nice and very subtle work :D
Rightio I'm orf for a pint who's joining me?
Edit: get your bums to Lincolnshire and the beer is on me anytime! (lives across market square from pub blog)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Me!
It's my birthday tomorrow. Which is near enough today for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# ME
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahahah!
top 'shop :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# thats a morph surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I hope so
Her face is worrying me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# well I came
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# blimey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yes
but you're a week late!

I'm still thinking of sending them a picture of Hislop shopped to look like someone else as a response.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# And Watershipdown (the place) is just as bad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha
fasctastic!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# he'd also look good skinned, gutted and thrown into boiling hot water
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# *starts petition*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Bob Mills bummed David Bowie and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahaha :) *hearty lols*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# mmm Bob Mills
I bet he is a good cuddler
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# whilst i do not approve of nationalists
i would die fighting to ensure their and any others right to free speech.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think I'd probably just think 'meh' and put the kettle on
THAT'S THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Such is Woundwort's monument -
and, perhaps, it would not have displeased him.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)