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# Pfft!
When I was about 13ish I had a black Tshirt with a big picture of Data on it.

Was stood on the bus one day wearing said Tshirt (and other assorted apparel) next to this old biddy who was sat down. She turned around and nearly shat her incontinence pants as she saw this pale face staring back at her.

True story
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Honestly. Any excuse to shit their pants with these oldens, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yeah
I half think she was just trying to blame me as she'd already taken an unscheduled dump in her kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Will you two just pack it in with the potty speak
and act more ladylike


thank you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ok... er...
Weddings, blah, blah, blah, menstruation, blah, blah, blah, THIS BIG!, blah, blah, blah...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# That's better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm sorry.


Potty speak is all I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# You forgot shoes and firemen ;¬)
in my teens I had 3 identical posters of Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag
sporting a particularly menacing glare. My mother wouldn't go in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag Pete Burns....

;) Ning Geoffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# very similar in fact
'ning teh 'Sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I must say,
Annie Lennox really does groat my sprockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# That's my mother you're talking about!
www.b3ta.com/board/9461443
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Bollocks!
I don't believbe in this 'bus' of which you speak!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)