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# NEWS BOMB!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
# This is the News!
you get a woo, yay, houpla, panowie

and a spang!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# haha top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Pfft!
When I was about 13ish I had a black Tshirt with a big picture of Data on it.

Was stood on the bus one day wearing said Tshirt (and other assorted apparel) next to this old biddy who was sat down. She turned around and nearly shat her incontinence pants as she saw this pale face staring back at her.

True story
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Honestly. Any excuse to shit their pants with these oldens, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yeah
I half think she was just trying to blame me as she'd already taken an unscheduled dump in her kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Will you two just pack it in with the potty speak
and act more ladylike


thank you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ok... er...
Weddings, blah, blah, blah, menstruation, blah, blah, blah, THIS BIG!, blah, blah, blah...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# That's better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm sorry.


Potty speak is all I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# You forgot shoes and firemen ;¬)
in my teens I had 3 identical posters of Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag
sporting a particularly menacing glare. My mother wouldn't go in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag Pete Burns....

;) Ning Geoffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# very similar in fact
'ning teh 'Sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I must say,
Annie Lennox really does groat my sprockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# That's my mother you're talking about!
www.b3ta.com/board/9461443
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Bollocks!
I don't believbe in this 'bus' of which you speak!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Haha! Top spang!
But why is he pink!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# too much blusher
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# What an amazing thing to open the board to!
Joe you absolute diamond. Consider this clicked like a mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# aww thankies
I'm in such a fucking good mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I'm trying to be....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Try Harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# don't strain to hard or you will have an accident
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# oh dear O_O
On to the changing mat with you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Fact me till I fart!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Headmaster Suspended for using big-faced child as a Satellite Dish
This is the News!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Portillo's face felt like guts
says girl
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# The Day Today: News Filch
I loved that show
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# If you are so inclined
Google video has every episode to help the work day go better

"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I can't remember anything making me laugh so much as the horse called Zainab Badawi's Twenty Hotels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Two-Headed Sex Beast
or
Trust Me, I'm A Stomach
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Onion terror!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Oh my
'lo Joe.
I've never really used google video
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# AGAIN NO ARREST FOR MAN DRESSED AS GLANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
And now over to Geordie with the sport...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!
Eat my Goal!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# THAT
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.
.
.
.
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WAS A GOAL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Shit!
And another!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# These cyclists look like cattle in a mad way,
...but cattle on bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
# .
He must have a foot like a traction engine!
(Stringy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Happy Birthday Youngster
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Heh, thank you!
I've already got a hipflask and several cans of Tennent's Super. Er, and rabbit shaped salad forks and a Cornetto. What an awesome start to the day.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Happy birthday x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ted Maul reportsreportsreports
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# what the gibbering fuck?
www.tedmaul.com/07/newsite07.html

Not a single hammer, fluffer, or special gun to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Ah yes, I've heard of them.
Needs way more silver moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Yay!
Also - there was a Han Solo/Magnum PI mashup featured in the Metro this morning - is that one of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Not me...
but sounds familiar.

Probably Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA. Yays
Also: Fucking hell! I just had to confront my cleaner this morning as I hadn't been happy for a number of days and I went into the toilets this morning and they were a crap hole.
She completely denyed that she'd not been doing it properly and even had the gall to tell be I wasn't doing my job properly as she's run out of black bags yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# haha
"I bin using the black bags fer body parts, but the severed 'eads are so heavy I got to double 'em up, see. That's why you ain't got none left."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# It's bizarre she was always answering back and acted like she was doing me a favour for turning up.
She even said to me that I was lucky as no one else would work 7 days a week (only 3 hours a day). I took the oppotunity to point out that after two hours I had to take the advert down as I'd already received over 300 email.
I think she just discovered how easy cleaners are to come on her walk home.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm looking forward to confronting the managing agents of our building who are charging us £2200 a year for "gardening" (two fucking flower beds in front of the building which have only had a "gardener" on them once in the past year). Yesterday we caught someone coming into the building and signing the timesheet saying the garden had been done when it hadn't been touched.

I'm well up for an argument today. It's gonna be good!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# plant mines in your garden
with a sign on the knobs saying PRESS HERE FOR INSTANT FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I think you misread the form
It said the residents had been done. :P

EDIT: I think they problem with delusions of grandure. I think she'd been to uni to do art and thought that made her an artist. Therefore she was above any job she had to do to earn a living regardless to her having no qualifications that would get her a job with any decent money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# is this cool?
is it? what about THIS? IS THIS COOL? IS IT COOL NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha :D
each news story would end up a day long :)

'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I love Data, best of all the robots.
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Slamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# nice !
morning all, havent been on since the bash, are there any pics of it anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# The first few pages should be the latest bash pics
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# fucking this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# It's a beauty!
*Clickifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)