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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# and slightly ripply
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# It would have been the french electronics
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# didn't we build the plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Their main factory is in Toulouse so I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^this
I knew a guy whose dad worked at Airbus in Toulouse - I had a go on the simulator in 1988, where I promptly crashed the plane on takeoff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Superb
I would a go in one of those simulators. I've clocked up enough hours on MS flight simulator over the years :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That is the training program
that Aeroflot actually use. True facts!*

*May not be true facts
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# haha
they're massively complicated (er, well they were in 1988)

I thought "Ah, I've played Flight Simulator on the Spectrum, it'll be easy"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hehe
MS flight simulator has come a long way, especially if you use the virtual cockpit and do everything manually.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# nop
BAE no longer have a stake in Airbus so it's FR/DE/ES owned
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# HA!
French electronics it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I stand corrected :)
shoddy foreign workmanship
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah, but it is a lot cheaper
and they have a much harder work ethic than the British....

Anti-immigrationlols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Not all of it
Just the metalwork, paint, electronics, glass, soundproofing.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Oui, et ze clouds are laden wis waterrr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# zat is because zey were just pissing by ze door
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^ needs more Simian Terpsichore
Sorry, I'll stop that right now...

nice Larsony, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# oof! what punnery
simian terpsichore? monkey dancing? I'm a little slow today, sorry. tad hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up Scuba diving.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hey fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Joseph!!!!!
*manhugs* How are you, chap?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I've got such a happy friday vibe
i fear my head will fall off

I hope you are feeling similarly joyous?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Maybe not joyous, but very chuffed.
just scored tickets for both Muse in November, and a Top Gear recording in a couple of weeks!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# SubjectLOLZ winnar!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# haha *awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# "It's a big ocean, with lots of passengers in, but that's not important right now"
"Joey, do you like subtitled french movies"?
"That's odd... Pierre never crashes at home".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Oh stewardess? I speak cajun.
" 'ow do you take your coffee?"
"like I take my men: black, a cigarette in each hand, screaming wiz passion"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Bad news. The fog's getting thicker...
And Lyon is getting fuuuuuuuuuurther.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hehehehe
reminds me of Foreign Correspondent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)