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# right first a bit of info
I have a girlfriend who watches absolute shit on TV, and as such last night i had the 'choice' of katie and peter, or big brother...i plumbed for katie and peter...i am not sure why...

however i noticed that katie price is turning herself into Magica Da spell from ducktales...she is definately growing a beak!






(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'd still..
.. take her up the garden path.
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hmmm
only if at the end of your garden you have a rather large slag heap
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# she IS the slag heap.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# And then fire a double barreled shotgun into her frontal cortex and leave the corpse on the compost heap.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha silly
she doesn't have a frontal cortex

she has a VAGINA.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# gina... gina... gina...
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# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
roffles ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# excuse me sir
my dog is a chocolate labrador, you are looking at a cock-her spaniel!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# awooooo-ooooooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ooooh she is a bit.
Her hair is hovering above her head, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
That face is barely human...

*cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# she's had her lips
surgically enhanced using her piss flaps
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I watched big brother last night and it made me want to get a bus down south with a bag packed full of hammers and a nail gun


I must admit I was ver' ver' drunk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Davina into a spot of DIY, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I would spare davina as she is lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Lully?
I've always thought she was a nauseating media whore.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Why, we do use money down here you know? It's not that backward.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Gah, I could've sworn it said a hammers and a bag full of nails!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha yea I've also been misreading a shitload of things on here lately :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha He would get my vote
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I see the resemblance

I actually think she looks better like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)