i've lost 12 and a half so far
i've just had to throw my favourite pyjamas away, they're too big for me. that's the problem with losig weight.
well, that and the baggy skin ;)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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well, that and the baggy skin ;)
I kinda nearly asked my m8's step sister out....
i kinda hinted at meeting and now she wants to meet - i'm shaking thinking about it! argh!
edit : woo for weight loss :D
edit 2 : where a good place to meet?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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edit : woo for weight loss :D
edit 2 : where a good place to meet?
what's the worst that could happen?
she sounds like she's up for it. at worst, you don't hit it off. at best, you could get a shag out of it
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:50,
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take her to see a horror film
if she's scared, she'll cling to you and you can cop a feel. if she's not scared, she's probably like me, which means you'll get laid without having to try
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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...would but there aint a cinema for 90 miles....
and my cars off the road (hence the weight loss) hurry up bloody postman!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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invite her round to watch a film
then surreptitiously turn the heat up so she has to take some clothes off.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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take her to the park
get her pissed, then feel her up on the swings
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11,
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i'm not that kind of guy
i've been single long enough to not just need a grope and a swing
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15,
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ah, the romantic option
it's going the long way round, but she'll think you're a gentleman. don't be too well-behaved, you might make her think you don't want it
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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Cor! You've lost more than a me!
I don't mean that in a nasty way, by the way. I mean it in a "Go you!" way. :)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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Seriously though
See this: www.b3ta.com/board/9500159
I thought it was a well known gag. I first heard it in 1995?!?!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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I thought it was a well known gag. I first heard it in 1995?!?!