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# come in rubber duck
i tried toddington, newport and even whatford gap, but after so many egg bacon sausages n beans what i really needed was a nap
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# good news everyone!
I asked a girl out and she said YES! (via txts)

pew pew pew!
Can anyone suggest a good first date?
bearing in mind i'm pathetically shy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# tell her
you can't think of anywhere that's good enough for her, then ask her to suggest something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# she said "you decide"
and i kinda paniced and said "how about a walk on the beach?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# DON'T PANIS, SKUG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# but i'm super duper shy and pathetic
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# FLUKE IT, YOU GIRL.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yeah well
maybe possibly did i mention its my m8's step sister?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# the beach is good
especially at sunset. hold her hand and, if she grips it, kiss her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# shame its piddling down
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# even better
take a small umbrella. she'll have to put her arm around you if she wants to stay dry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# i have one of those hat umbrellas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# pff
they're for golfers and special needs kids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# guess which one i am? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hmmmm
a golfer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i don't have any golf sticks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# do you like the taste of windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# lol
my dobber gets in the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# dobbers can be useful
you can take someone's eye out with one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# like an onion picker?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# If she grips, put your wanger in her pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# pocket wanger
isn't that a type of jeep? the jeep wanger?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# by pocket, do you mean vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# No.
Yes!
Behind the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# girls don't have vaginas behind the ears
those are gills. you've been gill-fucking mermaids, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# YES AND NO.
Cigarette O'clorks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# mmmmm smoky goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# CONGRATURATION!
Although I have no idea where you should take her.

Space maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i've heard the weather is nice this time of year...
but theres no atmosphere...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Nothing to do.
Or breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Stab her with your dick.
I hope that's sage advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# in the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Oh good thinking. Blind her FIRST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# well if u look like me...
its a good plan! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# HURRAH! I'M HELPING!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Yay!
*dancses*... wait? your advice is blind her and poke her with my dick...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That's exactly what I'm suggesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *writes it down*
yes this is a plan that'll work!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# any suggestiions welcome?
anyone?
please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Somewhere where you can talk
Not the movies

A quite pub
Get her drunk
...
profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i'm not into the whole drinking side of things...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# NO movie theatres for 90 miles?
If you're seriously that rural maybe you could actually get away with cooking for her for a first date (in season veg and pasta, start by frying onions and garlic then go nuts, it's no big deal). Too bad about the rain since as soon as I've got their trust my ideal date is a picnic while hiking in the woods.

For a daytime first date touristy stuff can be fun if there are any zoos or museums around. I like to bring people to "The Hess Collection" (of modern art) in Napa, lots of it is impressive but much of it is a joke, therefore fodder for conversation and you get to know her aesthetic sensibilities a bit.
Any place that lets you walk (-off the nervous energy) and talk.

I think that not being goal oriented is the real key to getting some. Not that I'm an expert.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Yay!

Visit the top of a tall building. And throw down various fresh fruits. In alphabetical order. Then go see a film. Buy her apple sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# How about a castle? will that do?
How does one go about purchasing alaphbeterical fruits? nearest cinema is 90 miles away! I can manage apple sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Sure, most chicks I know dig castles
they add a romantic touch to a day out

Take a picnic basket to a castle green. Wear a helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# shame its gonna piddlin down for next week or so...
why a helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# A knight's helmet

Rain eh? Stay inside and build a romantic castle with lego together
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Maybe we could repair broken bricks with lego?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# NICE!
*manly high fives*
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
# good news everyone
take er to see a film she mite like. but i must say i like the sound of the beach thingy!
(noelsvixon, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)