where is prodigy69?we need more sox! (i like the american spelling of socks because it makes socks sound more like a fox and foxes are cool!)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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Also does anyone have a good first date scenario?Suggested so far
"poke her in the eye with your dick"
"throw fruit from a tall building"
and one more i for the life of me can't remember...
"get her drunk and grope her"
("poke her in the eye with your dick"
"throw fruit from a tall building"
"get her drunk and grope her"
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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Ask her: "So, when is it due"?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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I'm not that kinda guy...although the lady who sent me a valentine card (which shocked me quite abit! cos i'm So damn 'k UGLY! :D) already had a kid... now don't get me wrong... i'm just scared of little people!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Depends.Are you wanting to go all in on this? If not, then a meting at a pub will suffice. If so, then you might have to do a bit of planning. I'd go for something along the lines of a day out somewhere a bit unusual followed off by dinner somewhere moderately (but not bank-bustingly) nice.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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You can never fail to pull by taking her to the Zoo... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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This is true.Jahled took me to the zoo yesterday and I well sexed him up afterwards ;)
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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do i take my big zoom lense? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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Maybe a little fisheye action will work out ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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did he take photos?hope you had a great time you lucky b*gger :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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He did, he is gonna send me a disc of them.This is one he did take though :D
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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hahaha, nice one! :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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It was ace :DHe told me where I should sit so that it would come and land on my head :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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the yellow bench?
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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Nah,I know not to sit under George and Mildred :D
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52,
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now i recon that would fit nice in this sandwich SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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:OThey are far too lovely to eat!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cwPDwRQUA
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cwPDwRQUA
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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if its dead its foodbut its living - so can't eat it yet
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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They look proper funny when they run :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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run?i thought it was a bird
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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Well it seems that most birds would rather runthan fly as it uses less energy.
And that fella, what is a burrowing owl, actually lives in the ground instead of a nest in a tree. They are ace :D
(And that fella, what is a burrowing owl, actually lives in the ground instead of a nest in a tree. They are ace :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:54,
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the lazy shit! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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Anna richeriderson owns the local zoo....plus its probably abit naff...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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I was originally thingking 'zoo'But not everyone lives near one. Whereever you go, try and do a little research first so at some point you can drop something interesting about the place into the conversation to give the impression you have a life and interests outside of b3ta.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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thats the trouble...i live on the internets :o
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Hmm.Just hope your connection doesn't give out on her way over, or it could be some sort of horrific-transporter-accident style mess that you download.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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lolno seriously though... i'm crap at all this human interaction stuff
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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"Interestingly, this place has free wi-fi. I'll just refresh b3ta to check out the latest in magenta cocks, bear with me"she'll immediately think you're a keeper
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Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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yeah right there are places in wales with wifi!lucky we got roads here!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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Ah, if I'd known you lived in WalesThen I'd have suggested a bevy of Barcardi Breezers...
;)
(;)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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lollocal "zoo" shud be a good place to go... shame it'll prolly be full o tourists
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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Bearing in mind its m8's step sisterI'd like a nice relationship please :) not after a 1 night stand (i've know her for years etc etc) or nowt like that - i'm just not that kinda guy
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Put it to the vote
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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ha ha ha SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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accidently chevron! edit : tis broken now:D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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Go for the fruitsurefire way to the nooky
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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I think we all clicked fruit :DShame he didn't get the poll with the counting :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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tada (and without clicking)(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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I believe dumping her body in a country ditch is only acceptable on a second date.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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aww no posting it back in chunks then?you spoil all the fun!
lol
Should i text a lady friend n ask what her ideal first date would be like?
(lol
Should i text a lady friend n ask what her ideal first date would be like?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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Posting back in chunks if fineWe call that the 'Ipswich Clause'.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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how did everyone else meet their partners? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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I get them posted to me in installments. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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lolshe driven past checking me out whilst i was working on my car
wahey! :D
(wahey! :D
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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Offer the show her your crank shafton the condition that you get to fiddle with her flange!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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you and your indeundoes! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:08,
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NoI just thought she may have been from the RAC and might have felt sorry for the inadiquacies with your machinery:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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oh lord wont u burn me a mercedes benz my friends all drive horsesi must make eight hens
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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