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# smile bitch!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ahh
mon petit chou fleur
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Zat would be your mother!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I wish American Gothic had been used on b3ta before!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# That would've been sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It would have.
Do you know what else I would love to see? A 50ft woman wagon! That would be super awesome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I made this just for you

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Stephan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Haha :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# i wish sarcasm was never invented
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I don't believe it... Has.

/I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Meldrewlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Swedishlols!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hurdy wurdy wurdy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Muppets win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Swedishreamslols!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# nicely
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Wonderous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# where is prodigy69?
we need more sox! (i like the american spelling of socks because it makes socks sound more like a fox and foxes are cool!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Also does anyone have a good first date scenario?
Suggested so far
"poke her in the eye with your dick"
"throw fruit from a tall building"
and one more i for the life of me can't remember...
"get her drunk and grope her"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Ask her: "So, when is it due"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'm not that kinda guy...
although the lady who sent me a valentine card (which shocked me quite abit! cos i'm So damn 'k UGLY! :D) already had a kid... now don't get me wrong... i'm just scared of little people!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Depends.
Are you wanting to go all in on this? If not, then a meting at a pub will suffice. If so, then you might have to do a bit of planning. I'd go for something along the lines of a day out somewhere a bit unusual followed off by dinner somewhere moderately (but not bank-bustingly) nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You can never fail to pull by taking her to the Zoo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# This is true.
Jahled took me to the zoo yesterday and I well sexed him up afterwards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# do i take my big zoom lense?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Maybe a little fisheye action will work out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# did he take photos?
hope you had a great time you lucky b*gger :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# He did, he is gonna send me a disc of them.
This is one he did take though :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha, nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# It was ace :D
He told me where I should sit so that it would come and land on my head :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# the yellow bench?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Nah,
I know not to sit under George and Mildred :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# now i recon that would fit nice in this sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :O
They are far too lovely to eat!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cwPDwRQUA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# if its dead its food
but its living - so can't eat it yet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They look proper funny when they run :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# run?
i thought it was a bird
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Well it seems that most birds would rather run
than fly as it uses less energy.

And that fella, what is a burrowing owl, actually lives in the ground instead of a nest in a tree. They are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# the lazy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Coorrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# BEST. THING. EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Anna richeriderson owns the local zoo....
plus its probably abit naff...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I was originally thingking 'zoo'
But not everyone lives near one. Whereever you go, try and do a little research first so at some point you can drop something interesting about the place into the conversation to give the impression you have a life and interests outside of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# thats the trouble...
i live on the internets :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hmm.
Just hope your connection doesn't give out on her way over, or it could be some sort of horrific-transporter-accident style mess that you download.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# lol
no seriously though... i'm crap at all this human interaction stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# "Interestingly, this place has free wi-fi. I'll just refresh b3ta to check out the latest in magenta cocks, bear with me"
she'll immediately think you're a keeper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# yeah right there are places in wales with wifi!
lucky we got roads here!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Ah, if I'd known you lived in Wales
Then I'd have suggested a bevy of Barcardi Breezers...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# lol
local "zoo" shud be a good place to go... shame it'll prolly be full o tourists
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Bearing in mind its m8's step sister
I'd like a nice relationship please :) not after a 1 night stand (i've know her for years etc etc) or nowt like that - i'm just not that kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Put it to the vote

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# accidently chevron! edit : tis broken now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Go for the fruit

surefire way to the nooky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I think we all clicked fruit :D
Shame he didn't get the poll with the counting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# tada (and without clicking)
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/view.php?id=645
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I believe dumping her body in a country ditch is only acceptable on a second date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# aww no posting it back in chunks then?
you spoil all the fun!
lol
Should i text a lady friend n ask what her ideal first date would be like?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Posting back in chunks if fine
We call that the 'Ipswich Clause'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# how did everyone else meet their partners?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I get them posted to me in installments.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# lol
she driven past checking me out whilst i was working on my car
wahey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Offer the show her your crank shaft
on the condition that you get to fiddle with her flange!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# you and your indeundoes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No
I just thought she may have been from the RAC and might have felt sorry for the inadiquacies with your machinery:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# oh lord wont u burn me a mercedes benz my friends all drive horses
i must make eight hens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Even though the jewellry heist was a TOTAL success.......
.....they STILL had difficulty settling in to the country way of life!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yay
hahaha. I just met the most wonderful kid at the newsagents. He must have been about four or five and was saying hello to everyone he saw.
He walk up to me and say, 'You've got spikes!' so I tell him I like hedgehogs and he runs over to the fire extinguishers and points to the warning sign next to it and the electricity sign.
'Do you know what that means?' he says and I dutifully go, 'Yes. It means electricity.'
'No.' He says very seriously, 'It meant we can't leave.
His mum finishes up being served and I hear him wandering down the road saying hello to everyone he passes.
=D
Made my day that did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# i always feel like giving cool kids a pat on the head, i have lots of younger siblings so i like children
but someone might think im a paedo, so id never do that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah sad really.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i remember seeing a story on tv of an old woman playing with her grandchildren in the woods, a passerby
seen her with them and called the poilce thinking she was paedo and she had to be taken to the police station!!!! crazy!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# If they say a person has the minds of a child they're locked up, just the children are allowed to roam free on the streets!
Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I dont want to open a new thread for this :F


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# ha ha
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :3 Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)