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# You know Ttssattsr your username is not very good
please choose a new name from the following list:

Flusquomes Changonarghton
Squiss Odish
Quaff Gortnafformby
Blerstbrat Smurkirerdle
Cee Gadong
Twoalirl Prashunistton
Grisquoum Kisnapight
Swielerst Gulltwatwirn
Urst Challasart
Preddeeg Glolton
Skatroam Whammipoge
Pom Etapby
Istited Agare
Nerkbrot Shertcoppussly
Slugaff Werlby
Schon Gepertler
Torgoot Squorlipicka
Brau Sheminga
Too Stomape
Merkimut Glardton
Spiddanut Plaudunging
Kork Predige
Draskpud Pengfisquirnler
Fralloam Geply
Erstclat Gloquedessing
Smousang Laffogight
Twerriel Dweng
Porgerd Hattisuffler
Drainast Skallinort
Quea Shord
Presummy Stisnanurstler
Smorkuss Clol
Pluff Fethtosnirgly
Chippyswang Smorer
Clugoggon Jaimusing
Erlyclerst Glud
Bled Sneanicka
Swistied Roffle
Plupard Schodurtton
Swierdest Clirklubbith


All original names, fresh and unused.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I actually try to say out loud "Ttssattsr".
Sounds like Ttssattsr.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Do you say it the long way so it sounds like Tutussatusur
or do you assume most of it is silent, so you just say something like Zatz?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# TITS-TSAR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# hmm
I start with a silent T, then a sound of "tz", like in "pizza", followed by something like "actress" said very fast, without C ("t-tzatress").
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
# yeah it's spelled "Ttssattsr", but it's pronounced "Titsitter".
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# tutsuttar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
# wanna chup bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I only eat plenktin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Tststttststt
I bit my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)
# No No, No
It sounds like "Disaster" only different: T-tsat-sr.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# THIS WILL BE DIFFICULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# None of those have poop in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I have poop in me, so it's only fitting I should have poop in my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Fair point, I'll have a look
wate no not at your poop at the names

Dwerg Slushby
Clirtimim Rul
Shed Graswimurmler
Wutiff Fusnenoght
Sloanurn Glarmemarg
Prasnestro Jerlfrotrugby
Vosquutwy Utorning
Chop Jerst
Nuditwon Prasmitoter
Swoidpargh Plartasadly
Skoshodoffy Smoupire
Twittergh Skepolton
Schirpoip Nushclirghusting
Cridiskon Dressgleddeckton
Scheepish Whorbusushle
Dorghchod Blormton
Dwon Prisquonedle
Free Squame
Kirturn Plarene
Squoo Fringcaffeff
Groipurn Wargplertoff
Whibbod Nurgeperma
Porn Schurdemust
Reetskuss Tanasston
Osmus Twuffisirk
Asusquon Starkderquidly
Ressdrith Vusk
Flirt Meamight
Dreelarn Irurker
Hum Gonggrengilly
Brish Dwime
Noolsquord Foser
Fag Sposkspirquarder
Kie Darmidistby
Snoammun Goamoskler
Scharlsnerrie Sliduthby
Irgdwos Dwoinirtler
Shippos Spusaskly
Glaiddrad Roskclirstiffa
Gubboor Plickly


No poop as yet, the names that are going spare tend to lack poop due to demand.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I like Noolsquord Foser.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Squoo Fringcaffeff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Congratulations, your new name is Squoo Fringcaffeff
May you have a long life and many awkward progeny.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# free squame!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# i call dibs on 'Squoo Fringcaffeff'
...if nobody else claims it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Can't.
www.b3ta.com/board/9502969
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
# aww crap, i didnt even see that :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)
# It's okay - we can race for it.
First person to touch SWEDEN gets to keep the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)
# I'm touching myself while looking at an ABBA album cover
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I can have an orgasm and ejaculation without using my hands any time I want.
All I have to do is find a chin-up bar, grab it, bring my knees up to my chest, and hold the position. Basically, I am doing a lower abdominal exercise by doing this. The pressure created from my abdominal muscles in my pelvic region can make me go from soft to hard to orgasm in less than a minute. I can do this completely naked with nothing touching my penis, not even my legs.
- age 20, Texas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Scandinavia is the cock of Eurasia anyway
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
# You forgot Carboard Vigil
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I'm keeping some back, like Broapslat Murpesight, Spottimer Drasskarpiffle, and Quee Gluckly
you never know.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)