speaking of all things different culture etc, I felt a little bit guilty yesterday for laughing at a joke about travellers I hadn't heard before.It was a good joke though...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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Should I tell the joke then? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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you'd fucking better!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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down below. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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Precisely.If one is black one is allowed to make jokes about black people. If one is gay, likewise about gay people.
Being from the culture you make jokes about makes you immune, and travellers are white, so white people can hate them.
Yay!
(Being from the culture you make jokes about makes you immune, and travellers are white, so white people can hate them.
Yay!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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jokes can be funnypsst
tell us!
(tell us!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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ok, a Travellers site goes up in flames, unfortunately killing all 40 people on site.Up at the Pearly Gates, all 40 of them are causing a bit of a ruckus and commotion about getting into Heaven, and St. Peter is getting a bit worried by it all.
"Calm down, please, please" he begs, but they keep shouting back at him and they all demand to be let in.
"I can't let you all in at the same time while you're being like this, I'll need to clear it with the boss. You all stay here by the Pearly Gates. I'll be back in an hour or so after I see what God says about all this".
So, St. Peter goes off to God, and the two have a long conversation, where God lays down judgement that he will only let the best behaved 12 travellers in to start with, and the others can come at a later time when each has calmed down.
St. Peter trundles off back to the Pearly Gates.
A few hours later, St. Peter runs back to God, and - a little out of breath - says,
"You'll never believe this God, but they've gone".
God replies "What? All the Travellers"?
"No" says St. Peter, "The Pearly Gates".
("Calm down, please, please" he begs, but they keep shouting back at him and they all demand to be let in.
"I can't let you all in at the same time while you're being like this, I'll need to clear it with the boss. You all stay here by the Pearly Gates. I'll be back in an hour or so after I see what God says about all this".
So, St. Peter goes off to God, and the two have a long conversation, where God lays down judgement that he will only let the best behaved 12 travellers in to start with, and the others can come at a later time when each has calmed down.
St. Peter trundles off back to the Pearly Gates.
A few hours later, St. Peter runs back to God, and - a little out of breath - says,
"You'll never believe this God, but they've gone".
God replies "What? All the Travellers"?
"No" says St. Peter, "The Pearly Gates".
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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A traveller that looked frighteningly like Mickey Rooneyturned up on my doorstep a few months ago trying to convince me that my over-100-years-old cast iron veranda was ugly scrap and I should pay him to take it away.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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I trust you gave him a jolly good brush-off Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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I was giggling at him, then I had to tell him who Mickey Rooney was. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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is that when he stabbed youand stole your fillings
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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I've not got any!No, hwe just traipsed back over my garden looking a bit dejected.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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that's the natural look for your traveller Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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arf!heard it :D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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Pastrami and quaver sandwiches are amazing. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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oh myyou've just caused my stomach to digest my other organs. I need lunch.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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*nods*Yeah, you know it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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I imagine you speak the truth. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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eughquavers are the 3rd worst snack in the world after wotsits and skips
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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you heard.Pastrami is good, but I often find it all comes out of a sandwich on the first bite
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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You are wrong.Wrong.
Not only wrong, but potentially dangerous.
You should be locked up.
(Not only wrong, but potentially dangerous.
You should be locked up.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Quavers are my favourite crisps. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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they aren't crispsthey are a maize snack
they are made of corn, and fuck knows what they have done with it.
Crisps are made from potatoes.
as are chips.
Doritos are also called chips although they too are made from corn. But we know who does that don't we
(they are made of corn, and fuck knows what they have done with it.
Crisps are made from potatoes.
as are chips.
Doritos are also called chips although they too are made from corn. But we know who does that don't we
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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But...but... I don't care. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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And not caring is 1/2 the battleGI JOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARE Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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FUCKING MAKE ME, VORDERMAN Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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JUST WAIT TIL SCIENCE CATCHES UP WITH ME Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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IT'S GOING TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ORIFICICICICICICICES. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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You are obviously a mentalWotsits are the food of kings, quavers and skips being equally as spectacular. Oh and cheese tasters from M&S.. *THUNK*
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fannycradock,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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I am a mentalBut I still like all of these corn based snacks, I've not had any crisps in about 6 months though :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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CRISPS CRISPS CRISPSMcCoys especially.
At a push I will entertain hulahoops, chipsticks or maybe frazzles. but never the wotsit, the quaver, the skip or worst of all, the pringle.
(At a push I will entertain hulahoops, chipsticks or maybe frazzles. but never the wotsit, the quaver, the skip or worst of all, the pringle.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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chipsticks and frazzles are also amazing. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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noon second thought. they aren't
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I'm going to call you Sergeant Mouth Wrong from now on. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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ha!we'll see
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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