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[challenge entry] bert's candyfloss tasted a bit odd...

From the Seaside Amusements challenge. See all 187 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Looks
like Sylvester McCoy as Doctor Who!
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# .

i saw Ace once in bank station.

just thought i would share that with you all
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I would



have shared that too
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)
# id have given her one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)
# doesn't she
patronise children for a living now?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Im not entirely sure.
How do you patronise children?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# you present
childrens afternoon telly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I knicked Bonnie Langford's parking space once.
She cried like a fool saying: "You are only doing this to me because I'm a star!" I had to admit it was true!!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)
# .
why didn't you run her over too?
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Doh!
What a waste of a chance!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:29, archived)
# hopefully not selling tickets
...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Only in that
he's wearing a straw boater...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)
# And
round specs.
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Ooh and cane
Although not a '?' cane
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Oi!
It's that kind of foul lie that gives up kind gypsy folk a bad name. We actually use old ladies' hair.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
Wispy chin hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Lucky heather, dearie?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Lucky!
If its so fucking lucky why don't you keep it yourself, you demented old biddy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Well fuck you!!
And you shall bear no children.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Your son/husband/uncle
tarmaced my drive, is that lucky as well, eh? IS IT!
Get those pegs out of my face!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# How DARE you!
These teeth cost me a small fortune.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)
# much woo
to you
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)
# *ack*
furry funny!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)