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# #_#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hey everyone if you get a notice or anything from a LAURA NORRIS, DO NOT,,I REPEAT DO NOT ACCEPT, BLOCK AND DELETE HER, SHE IS A COMPUTER HACKER AND IT OUT OF ORDER
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# look at her in the fucking Matrix
she will hack your matrix IP access computer number and infect your friends
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# All I see is blondes and brunettes now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
#
(Facebadger, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ok, can someone please explain what all this laura morris thing is, please?
I'm so RISing on this, it's making me dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I thought she was genuine (or at least enough people where banging on about it)
I think she is some internet Bogeyman / urban Legend now
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# she's a fucking hacker, she'll get your facebook inbox and virus your friends and their emails too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Ina sexah way?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ooo a sexy virus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Aren't all viruses sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# inplosive knob warts aren't!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Speaking from experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Naaa
I've only had crabs:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# implosive crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# No
but I can say that they can be cured with zippo fluid (although there is a lots of skin peelage).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# you're all the class, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I was on the road doing 18 hours a day.
No time for doctors:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Mmm
Russian tennis players...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I see the BNP are sponsoring the tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Are they enforcing tennis whites?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# They want the black players (called) out
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# That poor lass at the end
I bet she's livid that M, C and A didn't turn up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# muscular girls...
...holding fuzzy balls.....Mmmmmmmm !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Tommy Cannon is wishing he hadn't shaved either:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# you need fran
the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Well she needed to do soething after losing the nanny job:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# gah!
i hate her! she's like a more annoying amy winehouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Extremely interesting person.
Had a horrendous start to her life!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# to match her horrendous voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
Laura Norris
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ah, so an urban legend thing then
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# *Shrugs*
I'm just amusing myself after someone sent me a warning via faceLOLYEAHFACEBOOKbook
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# she knocked on my nan's next door neighbour's sister-in-law's door and said she was from the water board and needed to check her taps
stole all her bingo winnings she did, The COW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# At least she didn't steal her bingo wings
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# she steals bingo wings?
*dons long-sleeved t-shirt and runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# whatever she is
I am bored of her and I haven't even been here all day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# OMG someone help me! Laura Norrs is in my inbox! I thin shes putting a virus in my ip adress lol.
What do I do, plz someone I think my comput
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# just ask her to bend over, and also if she likes channel hopping
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# she's probable the latest victim of the stitch up your ex game on facebook
But then again maybe she deserves to be raped until her arsehole bleeds
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah!
She's giving those in order hackers a bad name!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Collene seems to be really worried about this LAURA NORRIS!
www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=cmVnaXN0cmF0aW9uX3Byb2ZpbGUmdXNlcmlkPTgyMDI0NTE=
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Dont googl laura norrs, it juz make her angery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# OMFG LAURA NORRIS!!!!!!1
shit! one of my computers just exploded at the mention of her name

also

wtf is laura norris?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# God damn these electric sex pants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# DAMN YOU, I WANT ELECTRIC SEX PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOHGODYESZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
have you been in my bottom drawer?
*folds arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I AM your bottom drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# you need planing
you stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'll see if they have any in Ikea
Because that's where I'm going now :(

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# g'night!
get yourself some swedish meatballs while you're there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I'll make you some
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# yay!
i've just had to wash soup out of my hair.
stupid blender.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# What were you doing with a blender on your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# it was in my soup
but it got a bit energetic and flicked soup all over me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Science never sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *buys*
*soils*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I would advise against "soiling" as they ARE electric after all!
Saftey first and all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# i couldn't help it
i got excited ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# that...
...looks dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
It was this that inspired me to make this hat.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Really!
If so, then that has made me glee :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *buys for the bzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# CLAIMS DIRECT!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# that's exactly how I plan to spend the evening

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Fried . . . died . . . and laid to the side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# wasted...
...and tasted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Zapped and tapped ~!~
→ ↓↑←
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# shocked...
...and cocked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap
gets funnier the longer i watch this...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)