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# Haha
OH HAI THE INTERNET
TODAY THE CAR CAUGHT FIRE ON THE M1
IT'S NOW DEADED :(
AND TOOK ABOUT 8 HOURS TO DO A 4 HOUR JOURNEY DUE TO WAITING FOR THE AA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# this is why
you should keep a foldable pedal bike and a jet pack in your car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ENGINE ASSPLODED
IT WAS ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# YOU DON'T KEEP THEM IN THE FUCKING ENGINE!
stupid explody cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I GOT RID OFTHE FIRE
IT WASNT HELPING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# it often doesn't
but it's great for warming chilly tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# mmmmmm warm tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Have this colon, open bracket from me:
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# AT LEAST THE AA BROUGHT US HOME
AFTER WAITING ON THE SIDE OF THE M1 FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS, THEN IN A SERVICE STATION FOR ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR FOR SOMEONE TO TELL US IT HAD ASSPLODED THEN A BIT MORE FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE US HOME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Cars go faster when they're on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# and there are no goats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# True, true.
Which begs the question: why aren't cars designed to be on fire on the outside and totally awesome on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Answer:
Open flames harm moths.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MOTHS, TITTERS.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ouch
but you is ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# YES
LUCKILY I HAD SOME WATER AND WE PUT OUT THE FIRE

THERE IS A BIG HOLE IN ENGINE NOW :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# CONSTANT CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU SEEM REALLY COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I remember when it used to take 16 hours to do an 8 hour journey
but of course back then hours were cheaper, and still they were built to last, none of this disposable rubbish you get today, and if we broke em we repaired them, we weren't proud, we made do best we could.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# HOURS?
We measured in DAYS and WE LIKED IT.

harrumph!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)