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[challenge entry] Fancy a tipple?

From the Make Everything Posh challenge. See all 242 entries (closed)

(evilbert has his nob out under the desk., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# So what's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Haha
OH HAI THE INTERNET
TODAY THE CAR CAUGHT FIRE ON THE M1
IT'S NOW DEADED :(
AND TOOK ABOUT 8 HOURS TO DO A 4 HOUR JOURNEY DUE TO WAITING FOR THE AA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# this is why
you should keep a foldable pedal bike and a jet pack in your car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ENGINE ASSPLODED
IT WAS ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# YOU DON'T KEEP THEM IN THE FUCKING ENGINE!
stupid explody cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I GOT RID OFTHE FIRE
IT WASNT HELPING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# it often doesn't
but it's great for warming chilly tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# mmmmmm warm tramps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Have this colon, open bracket from me:
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# AT LEAST THE AA BROUGHT US HOME
AFTER WAITING ON THE SIDE OF THE M1 FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS, THEN IN A SERVICE STATION FOR ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR FOR SOMEONE TO TELL US IT HAD ASSPLODED THEN A BIT MORE FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE US HOME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Cars go faster when they're on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# and there are no goats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# True, true.
Which begs the question: why aren't cars designed to be on fire on the outside and totally awesome on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Answer:
Open flames harm moths.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MOTHS, TITTERS.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ouch
but you is ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# YES
LUCKILY I HAD SOME WATER AND WE PUT OUT THE FIRE

THERE IS A BIG HOLE IN ENGINE NOW :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# CONSTANT CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU SEEM REALLY COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I remember when it used to take 16 hours to do an 8 hour journey
but of course back then hours were cheaper, and still they were built to last, none of this disposable rubbish you get today, and if we broke em we repaired them, we weren't proud, we made do best we could.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# HOURS?
We measured in DAYS and WE LIKED IT.

harrumph!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
One has tippled one's fill of this particular beverage to the extent that one must tipple no more. So, politely and with regret, I must decline your sterling offer.

Pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# what, no ice bucket?
i don't call THAT posh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
#
Ice Bouquet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# why, of course
and mustn't forget the pimms, dahling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# HAHA YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Ahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I'M GOING TO EAT A CRUMPET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# it was lahvely
now the cat's eating the melty butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hot buttery crumpet smothered in peanut butter
tastes good, but naughty in a weird sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I'D LIKE A COUPLE OF TARTS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)