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# In 1987, mixed media artist Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! invented the cheese rattle for an art project he was working on at the time
although the project didn't have anything to do with cheese, or rattles, or music as a whole, and Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! wasn't even on the project, the invention was very well received by his fellow artists. Now, in times of great cheese, the artists could warn eachother with the cheese rattles.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
In 1927, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre made the first transatlantic phonecall. "My best friend had moved from Rotterdam to New York and I missed him very much, so I tried to phone him so that we could play telephone Connect 4. Unfortunately for his sister, she answered the phone. I had always had a bit of a thing for her, so I decided there and then that I would invent heavy breathing. I was so perverted that I actually caused her head to spontaneously pop off her shoulders, do a 1080 degree spin, and land on her shoulder, where it remains to this day. After that, I made myself a big mug of bovril and watched Thomas the Tank Engine" said the psychotic clog hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It was a very good episode as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# All this reminds me of Dave the Facts.
I have a terrible urge to tell you about my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Tell me about your breakfast instead.
That will be more fitting, as Mediocre has mental breakfasts sometimes. I remember him once telling me that he has sandwiches for breakfast. SANDWICHES I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Bourbon biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh man.
I have no biscuits for my tea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# 1/4 of a no-bake cheese cake and coffee made with swiss milk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You should have Orang Juice with that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# cockweasle suggested i deep fry it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Well he is a porridge wog....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# i like that term
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I do and I don't.
I like it, but I always feel bad using the word Wog. We can't use it like you can :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# we get away with it for a reason
everyone expects australians to be racist :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Also,
Wogs in Australia and Wogs in the UK are very different things.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I made pancakes.
And smothered them in butter and honey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Oooh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I AM EATING THEM NOW MOTHAFUCKA

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I sometimes have Doritos for breakfast
They're made from cereal, so it all seems perfectly appropriate to me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Do you pour milk on them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)